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Hitler accidentally bombed his nephew's house In Liverpool, so he joined the U.S. to fight with the Allies A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant Now aren't you really glad you tuned in? There are two hundred million insects for every human Wouldn't have gone camping if I knowed that! We weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead Due to the gravitational effect Too bad the moon doesn't shine all day 100 lightning strikes occur worldwide every second Stay indoors!!! Humans grow about 8mm every night while asleep But revert back to their normal height the next day Oh so glad, otherwise we'd spend a fortune on new clothes 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa Guess they leaned a little bit too much 1 in 28 American school-aged children Have a parent in either state or federal prison Holy crap! A really great example to follow A single healthy human male produces enough sperm In two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet Uh! I volunteer my services... no charge! Although gold is a heavy dense metal It is generally considered non-toxic Gold flakes may even be ingested in foods or drinks No wonder restaurant meals are so high Pope Francis once worked as a bouncer in a Buenos Aires bar “Doing God's work?” Mozart wrote a canon entitled “Leck mich im Arsch” Which loosely translated means “Lick my deriere” Nuff said!!!

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Date: 12/3/2021 3:58:00 PM
Hello Happy Jack, I enjoyed the read. Number6 made me laugh. Love Darlene xxxx-oooo
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 12/4/2021 2:49:00 PM
Hello Happy Jack, yes this is funny stuff. Thank you for the laughter. Love, Darlene xxxx-oooo.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/3/2021 5:15:00 PM
Some funny stuff eh!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 12/2/2021 1:43:00 PM
Indeed! These are hilarious. Well, you'd better set out a pad of paper, because many of us want to sign up!!! You figure out the one!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/2/2021 2:55:00 PM
LOL! Okay gotta think about this! Got my pad ready, fire away... you can edit Milton! Cheers my good friend!
Date: 12/2/2021 1:29:00 PM
I'm with you and Charlie, where can we sign up lol. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/2/2021 3:16:00 PM
Organizing now Mr. Tom Yup! Cheers!!!
Date: 12/2/2021 4:05:00 AM
This is great, Jack. Thanks for the laughs and info. BTW, I will be right behind you donating my services (love it) Hope all is well. Charlie
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/2/2021 4:24:00 AM
There would be quite a line-up to be sure! LOL And the Hitler thingy bombing his nephews house cracked ne up! Cheers Charlie!

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