Best Not All Its Cracked Up To Be Poems

when i was young i was a thug
only the streets showed me love
my homeboys rolling up blunts drinking fourties

every saturday we would be in a...

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NOT ALL IT’S CRACKED UPTO BE
(An antidote to Spring)

When ancient poets wrote their odes to Spring,
They wrote of daffodils and life anew,
Of new-born lambs and...

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ELAINE’S LIMMERICK

Let me tell you of my sister-in-law Elaine
Whose breasts drive most males insane
With her size double D’s 
They bring men to their knees
Her name’s...

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I wish somebody would’ve told me
Since reincarnating as a camel
It is not all it’s cracked up to be
Thought it would be fun to be this...

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I been wonderin'
what you look like in the midnight
all exposed from your nappy roots to your toes
i wanna know if i could get you to...

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Interview with a Real Drinker.

A: “Sir, can you tell me, why do you drink?”
B: “So that I’m rendered unable to think!”
A: “Then, can you tell...

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Wild horses, young women and cheap whiskey you see
Are certainly not all there cracked up to be
They will hurt your body, your heart and you're...

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You are the most beautiful love of our lives
You make the heat of the sun soothing to the skin
You make the fear of the storm...

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Imagine being born into the world as a guinea pig. An experiment that as the ‘master’ of this guinea pig, you have a complete rule...

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I AM

I'll share my past 
if that's what you ask 
but it not all it's cracked up to be 
I have a darkness 
an emptiness...

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Teeth chatter bones shatter
Organs oozes and blood spatter

Horrid smell this place emits 
Eternal pain terror screams from the pits
Life is not what it's cracked up...

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It kills me to see,
How much you have changed.
This world is fu**ed up,
And so damn derranged.
Popularty can change you,
Can make you and break you.
I hope...

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it's the ache on the inside of my soul
a deep dark hole
that never gets filled
seeking someone to soothe the pain
erase the shame
unable to control my...

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I live with mistakes I made in life everyday.
I feel their effects.
I feel their results.
The pain doesn't heal.
At the time the ideas seemed great.
Now i...

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I don’t think I can change;
I’ll find doing so strange.
I would reckon the range
Of things to rearrange
Age-old thrills for good bye:
Telling of a half lie,
Dislike...

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