Best Nicolas Poems

Only one person he trusted with his virginal wife while he was on crusade.
It was his best friend Nicolas, who was a rather handsome blade.
He gave him the key to her elaborate shiny new chastity belt. 
Sure that he would only use it if an...

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Well, he's goofy and gangly and thin up on top
And his real last name once began with a "Cop"
But I don't give a hoot about all of that
'Cause his box office draw's made his wallet grow fat.

If you listen quite closely to how this bloke...

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Need be drowsy my tender paramour,
Ill I am without your sweet slow honey.
Carrying me swiftly, pour through my eager fingers,
Oblige and cast your feasting eyes on mine
Leaving only your slowed sweet honey
Avail those appetent nerves and
Save thine yearning desires and pour through my eager fingers.

Inclining,...

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Nicolas      
There you were this bundle of joy, 
A grandmothers wish let nothing destroy, 
Blanket of heaven i held in my arms, 
Softly embracing your sweet loving charms, 
My sweet little man with big blue eyes, 
Your smile melts me,...

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