Best Nickname Poems

T aking and leaning on
U navailable male and
R eaching for someone other
T han your husband.
L ow-lifes ruin marriages
E veryday just like yourself!...

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My friend Ms. Wickys bladder was weak,
every hour a restroom she had to seek,
she thought life wasn't fair,
always changing underwear,
her new nickname becoming now Ms. Wickyleaks....

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He calls me names, the teacher said.
Her arms were crossed; her mouth was tight, 
She was mean-face-angry. Furious maybe.
What names? The boss asked her.
Does it matter? I wondered but later I was glad she had.

The teacher yelled out three names
“leave me alone Lucy”, “sound it...

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Jack's a nickname, my real name's Charles
Guess I've got some 'splaining to do
My sisters and Mom wanted “Jack Norman”
Dad won, that's why you're confused

My sisters and Mom said they wouldn't give in
And would call me Jack anyway
For my entire life been called by a nickname
Confusing?...

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Just began to bike
To my brand new office job
Got a new nickname
They call me “Sweaty Armpits”
I’ll probably have to quit...

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What is mistaken so is
dire self-aggrandizement
by ambitious fellows
re-baptized by citizens
hijacked by opportunists
as true love for a nation
It is a nickname, a vanity...

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Dear herb, shrub, vine and bush 
if you be deemed unwanted or a pest,
your name is cursed to be unspoken,
or twisted into a foul nickname scourge.
To graziers you are Paterson's Curse
To beekeepers you are Salvation Jane.
No one knows your real name except,
the gardeners who planted...

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Not for prized Wristwatch Seiko
Would I wear a Nick Gecko
And there is a sane Beko
Who could drink to “a Gecko”
And permits us to echo
“Beko is your Wall Gecko”
‘The Nick, no fear, re-echo’
Has Beko goals of Decoy?
In Nick ‘Gecko’ Gold’s Alloy?
Just what is wrong with Beko
And...

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Pandora you said...
(Pandora you called me)
and I wonder if you knew 
that of all things set loose
Hope remained intact,
in the box full of evil things....

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My name is my name if you please,
my first name is Sheri as nickname,
my second name is my maiden name,
father given, kept as middle name.
and they work so well together,
the SF initials highlighting my genre
of writing of future dreams and invention,
so sorry to say, I'm...

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Jacklin is a singer, 
As per what I think, she likes burger,
Carrom is her favourite indoor game, 
Kindness and calmness she supports, 
Liberal to do anything, 
Intelligent and genius are the synonyms,
Naughty but cute. 

Rabbit is her favourite animal, 
Oh my god! is her repeated...

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Early 21st century
Pupils are to wear name tags
In school
But long before that a name tag
Is fastened to a new born baby
From then a special name card 
Is also embedded in the mother's heart
It carries his nickname
It carries his childhood face
It carries his childhood memories
And some...

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My little cousin, Junior, lost his mom when she was only 39 and he was 9. It was such a devastating time for him – her pet name for Junior was “June Bug”


Junior had a beautiful mom
Unlike any other
Never knew a heart so calm
Ever the...

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