Best Mumu Poems

Wearing a mumu again today
Fooling myself into semi-believing
no one can tell I have gained too much weight
That my thighs rub together as I walk
And I am lumbering like a beast

Wearing a mumu again today
It has paint all over it 
My justification for wearing it 
For...

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I have one mumu
It disappeared a week ago
The second I stopped searching
I found it

I had accidentally turned it inside out
The inside is white and dull; boring
Nothing like the outside with orange and blue paisleys...

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