Best Mulligan Poems

Well, here I am sitting on the golf course
Watching the fireworks display overhead
Yes, I know I'm not as big as a horse
But at least one golfer I have misled

“Kerplunk" came the ball, bouncing off my shell
Casting it deep in the adjoining woods
That’s when I heard...

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Alice Mulligan hailed from Killsoul
A red head who had a strange role
A brothel, she ran
Till one day a strange man
Sent Miss Mulligan right up the pole.

She couldn't believe her bad luck
She thought she'd managed to duck
An enormous ********
Escaped her protection
Poor Alice, she just ran amuck.

Day...

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Anyone might have 
what you need if she's 
choice in your eye.

She can be big or small
provided she has 
the substance and form

that appeal to you 
in your mountain chalet.
You’re happy although

no one knows why 
but you’re willing to pay 
a price that once meant...

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four families conspire for success
one left standing
the other three beggar their neighbors for a mulligan
didnt you hear the world was ending?
just want it over
and over
this is where i live
wonderful life, but dont tell me that
I'm not supposed to be here
abracadabra never made me dissapear
beautiful when...

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Can we start over
before the last curtain falls
flip the reset switch
...

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