Best Minors Poems

Las Vegas - Nineteen eighty six
I heard it was the city of the tricks
A great hotel, all-you-can-eat buffet
Our car was parked by the sexiest valet 

The show already started, the lights dim
I - a Kangaroo with sleeping baby on my limb
The music started, "one mile"...

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When it comes to selling you beer, I will sell you none.
You have no identification and you look under twenty-one.
You come here and try to buy beer every day.
I won't sell you any so you might as well go away.
I'm going to pop you in...

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(This is a true story)

A lady served beer at her son's 16th birthday party and now she's in jail.
Because of this mistake she made, she's locked in a cell.
She served the beer to her son and to his underage friends.
When she gets out in two...

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"NOTHING MUCH FOR MINORS"

Minors are those less than eighteen, 
As they don't have knowledge in keen.

They don't have a driving licence,  
As don't have driving sense.

Minors are given just pen and page, 
Their life is not more than a cage. 

Holiday is not given...

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MAJOR in giving
Minor in receiving

MAJOR in listening
Minor in speaking

MAJOR in conversation
Minor in dictation

MAJOR in discussing
Minor in debating

MAJOR in loving others
Minor in being loved by others

MAJOR in things over which you control
Minor in things over which you have no control

MAJOR in being human
Minor in being neither...

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