Best Mince Pie Poems

  I'm teetering on the edge of a cliff 
 The scales are swaying uncontrollably 
 My gloom taints the horizon as I fall 
 Hang on, that's Grandma at the door with some mince pies

  How can I sway so uncontrollably when...

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It comes once a year,
A time most looked forward to,
Decorations hung up lights on the tree,
Time to send children to bed,
Santa is due at any time.

Talc footsteps lead to the tree,
Presents underneath,
Mince pie and carrots on a plate, milk in a glass,
It bedtime for the...

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