Best Miley Poems

Oh Miley C

Oh Miley C, Oh Miley C, Oh Miley C
I don't like you, Miley C

I hate the way you sing
I hate the way you swing
I hate the way you sing
I hate the way you swing
Oh Miley C

will you stop being crude
will you stop being rude
will you...

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Categories: miley, girl, hilarious, music, parody,
Form: Lyric

Butter Ball, To the Tune of Wreaking Ball By Miley Cyrus

I spent my early life
Looking out from behind
The chain link fence on the turkey farm

There they fed me right
Fattened up my thighs
After all, what could be the harm

If it was up to me
I would never leave
It's where I prefer to spend my years

But alas will...

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Categories: miley, funny, humor, thanksgiving day,
Form: Rhyme

Butterball-To the Tune of Wreaking Ball By Miley Cyrus

I spent my early life
Looking out from behind
The chain link fence on the turkey farm

There they fed me right
Fattened up my thighs
After all, what could be the harm

If it was up to me
I would never leave
It's where I prefer to spend my years

But alas will...

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Categories: miley, humor, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Butter Ball - To the Tune of Wreaking Ball By Miley Cyrus

Hate to do this to ya'll but it would help if you listened to Miley's version first...YouTube it. 

I spent my early life
Looking out from behind
The chain link fence on the turkey farm

There they fed me right
Fattened up my thighs
After all, what could be the...

Continue reading...

Categories: miley, humorous, parody,
Form: Light Verse