Best Matey Poems

Have a confession to make to you sweet young ladies
Been cheating with a bunch of other cute daisies
I've spread me too thin
Quite a pickle I'm in
Done serious damage to my precious wee matey


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Ahoy, matey! 
Welcome aboard me ship, 
Me would have met ye at the airport 
But, I've got meself a broken hip. 

Me crew, they be drunk 
Me parrot's got the sh!ts, 
Me wooden leg got caught on a rusty nail 
Me woman's got a hairy...

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