Cynthia Jones Poet Rhyme

Ahoy, Matey

Ahoy, matey! 
Welcome aboard me ship, 
Me would have met ye at the airport 
But, I've got meself a broken hip. 

Me crew, they be drunk 
Me parrot's got the sh!ts, 
Me wooden leg got caught on a rusty nail 
Me woman's got a hairy lip. 

I'm sorry to have to tell ye matey 
But, ye have to swab the deck, 
Me crew have all fallen asleep 
Me deckhand has a broken neck. 

We all be sore losers 
Trying to find me gold, 
It's buried out there somewhere 
Me'd find it, if me didn't have this cold. 

Copyright Cynthia Jones 
July.11/2006

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Emile Pinet April 4, 2015 at 8:29 AM This jerks at our funny bone in innocent fun, playing with mates with an attitude. You have fun with this piece from start to finish and it brings a smile to my day. Emile. #7 Cynthia Jones April 6, 2015 at 1:59 PM Yep. He sure is Emile. LOL Yes. I did have fun writing this. :O) Thank you so very much for stopping by to have a read, leave a comment and for the rating. I truly appreciate it. *S* Cynthia