Best Masticating Poems

(alternately titled fancyfeast feeds finicky folky fungi) 

No matter this omnivore 
experiences stomach rumbles like birth
(pains) of a nation (loud enough to be heard 
clear opposite side of Earth), 
this self actualized (1% Neanderthal 
ask my eldest sister while sitting close to heath
(genetic results from...

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I am a masticating omnivore, 
Devouring meat and plants and more.
My teeth are rotten
My gums are cotton.
From blender my mushy juice I now pour....

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Jaw
Biting
And chewing
Our skull hinges
Some people clench them
Masticating
Mandible
Yawning 
Jaw...

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