Best Masticate Poems

yummy chewy 
yucky gooey

Hide it hoard it 
We all adore it

suck it slurp it
guzzle it burp it

Soft or crunchy
Choose your munchy

Bite it lick it
In your mouth is where ya stick it...

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I masticate my breakfast,
I masticate my lunch,
I masticate my supper.
I masticate a bunch!...

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At 27,123 pounds, Gertrude was at her finest, and friskiest weight.
She said to everyone she met, “Hey, I weigh over a ton, isn’t this terrifically great?”
The other dragons were jealous, as weight in their kingdom is the best thing to have.
She ate two good-looking, Texas...

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Upon my pillow, 

A single 
Auburn hair.

To someone else,

It  means 
That she was there.

To me, it is 
Eternity to share.

Love grows warm 
When formed a pair.

Clings forever where

Time resuscitates a memory
Providing life new air.

And we, like little puppies, 
Follow slow behind.

As they lead the...

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