Two Cowboys

At 27,123 pounds, Gertrude was at her finest, and friskiest weight. She said to everyone she met, “Hey, I weigh over a ton, isn’t this terrifically great?” The other dragons were jealous, as weight in their kingdom is the best thing to have. She ate two good-looking, Texas cowboys for breakfast, the ones who used to calve. One of them, Jim, grabbed ahold of her masticating incisor, and pulled himself through, The hole she had between a molar, but her sloppy green saliva was as sticky as glue. The other cowboy grabbed onto a wisdom tooth in the very back that had a bit of decay. As far as I know they stayed there, for a week or two, and they might still be there today!