Best Malpractice Poems

Traveling through the jaded discourse
With bartered pen and little remorse
Brandishing sharpened scalpel; tour de force
Unabashedly seeking all texts from lexicon to divorce

Developing underlying themes to alter the broader context
Freely abridging each verse to establish the pretext
Isolating each stanza to create a subtext
Inferring connotations to establish...

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EXAM MALPRACTICE

We are no saints, we haven't got holiness
Yet our steps can be retraced
Everyone there where he lacks 
For we're all for one and one for all

Many have been asked; they answered
Many have asked; they were answered
But if you've never been asked
And if you've never...

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Malpractice




                      Doctor, Doctor yes I am back again
                ...

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Charlie wants to pass by all means,
That day he ate a lot of beans,
His fart has a foul smell,
Teacher runs from this spell,
Thereby,creating unpleasant scenes.

For this,they have to face the heats,
Most of them are full of deceits,
But charlie farts again,
Which makes panel insane,
Causing many to...

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It’s a dreadful virus that has become an epidemic
Just like cankerworm, it has eaten our educational fabrics
Our educational system is anemic
But there is a remedy; together we all can fight against this social malady.
We need extreme energy; in other to restore examination sanity
We should resist...

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It’s been corrupted,
Even the learning systems in normality altered
The Innocence of examinations
Has swerved
Into Guilt of examinations
Exam malpractices everywhere!

Many students have sown the seed of levity
Which has grown into complacency
They, being carefree,
Are shamefully confident
They would cheat to the bull!
Assured their money could in qualms set them...

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the patient, a younger man,  
walks in & sits down
the doctor, an older man,
sits in his chair with yellow legal pad in hand
as he stumbles through what happened last week,
both by tracing his own scrawlings with his eyes &
muttering some of the “key points,”
the...

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You can't level up to who I am.
How dare you to malpractice on me
You can't level up to the things I do.
How dare you to malpractice on me
You can't level up to the things I put up with.
How dare you to malpractice on me
You can't...

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Tight stretched skin, not unlike leather parchment
Adorned with scars and burns and such carvings
Among the colors, red ink's enrichment
Envelops a file cabinet's burnings

Advice from the mental advisory
Suggests that all these thoughts be locked away
In filing in forgotten drawery
To the night is left burdens of the...

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As a law-abiding senior citizen of Hawai
I was living a pretty decent life 
Until my absence alerted my neighbours 
And the paramedics broke the front door of my house
To find me lying unconscious inside
Now I am recuperating in a hospital bed.

But I place my charges...

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