Best Make Whoopie Poems

making whoopie while social distancing
a most magical and wonderous feat
but you must have a long tool
or become the town fool
as you plead with and stretch out your weenie...

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Whoopie-doo, the holocaust—
is she for real?
Real Scooby-doo mystery…
She says Jews aren’t a race,
yet there’s a trace of heritage left
after the atrocity
that attempted to wipe out
the lineage.
How does she live
with herself?!

The problem is the uncontrollable yap,
the lack
of thinking people…
no one allowed
to discuss, ask questions,
probe the truth...

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We needed one more day in Bangor for three simple reasons why…
to see Stephen King’s House, take a photo with Paul Bunyan 
and to eat the first of many a Whoopie Pie.

At Stephen King’s house our photo was taken by Molly a three year old...

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