Best Mak Poems

We think them plentiful, like jumping shrimp and tiny crabs:
These mak hung, these chilies, the base for padaek.
The mouth waters with even a mention.

Every heart...

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My name is Mak 
And I'm on the attack
I do a little dance
Then I have a little snack

I'm a boy
And this is my joy
I shake...

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A angry sky, as cauld as Loch Lomon'
fair drew me out from cot o' peat, an' bed.
The wolves wus wailin', an' thund'r respond'd
Ah gather'd tam,...

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Goes in hot. Comes out hot.
But this may be more than the casual student
Will want to know.

Mom’s grinding chilies for me in Modesto.
Red, green, a...

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Hawk-teuchin   -   spitting up phlegm
Nimmer            -   dinner
Gundie-guts ...

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When ah sairly look doon frae up oan high
Frae ma cloud warmed dookit in the azure sky
At aw the drunken bloated bletherums
Wha meet fur ma...

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Lights out, lights out!in the run about, the critte
            rs flee to me. Storm,...

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Eedjit, bamstick, scunner and twit,
Am no wan o’ them, am jist a nit.
People  whae’ve kent me, aw ma days,
 Say am unstable, in aw...

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Wee, wee rid rid coated thing
tae ma hert sic joy yea bring.
Wae elegance an' tender charm,
ma racin' hert yea sae disarm.

Yea hang there among yer...

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Meli and Mak make Mommy melt.  
Mak mews marking his milk mission.  
Meli mimics Mommy masking many more minutes of mischief....

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He had opened
His second resturant
'Dehlcious
After his first
'Mak Tohal'
His book was sellimg well
'How To Flavour Curry'
And his TV show
'Byriani Like Nani'
Was hot stuff,
So he thought he...

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Whit'll ye dae when the Muslims come
If they bring thur minarets,mosques and imams
An' ower the city sound the muezzins' prayer alarms
An' they mak great play...

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Some of you don't know the power that God has,
But don't be ashamed to just step up and ask.
But I'm here on this very day,
To...

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You are one of the bleSsed and fortunate persons
On this Planet,if you have nice food, if you live
Under the Roof,If you have a family to...

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Meeting someone then falling in lOve
 And knowing she is the one
 Ready to take the plunge
 Respecting the vows we made
 Intense was our...

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