Best Lumps Poems

once i was gentle
twice i was a fool to change
third time I GOT IT!...

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while down in the dumps
have to get over humps
along with the lumps...

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Son you got gone today
they got you while I was away
Mac you knew it was comin
you finally stopped runnin
at least you'll be home someday

Oh baby, this lump in my throat!

Son you left your room a mess
you did it on purpose I geuss
you knew as I...

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Lumps don't belong anywhere on our body
But don't be alarmed you probably need to go potty
If you have a good one
Smile when you're done
Take a deep breath till the next time, don't get snotty...

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He has a gargoyle on the top of his nose,
a knobby, kibbled excrescence
The gnarly nose is outstanding,
it rules his kindly face like a goblin prince.
Rose hued it is crusted with craters. 
Poor old chap, I can’t help but wonder
how age and lifestyle can have led...

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'Neath the stars...on brisk dark nights 
Upon the stage... 'Neath neon lights 
Remembering thoughts...of old and new 
Mind-boggled sights...of Deja-vu 

Watching birth...my newborn child 
Watching nature's...open wild 
Touching lips...a melt me kiss 
Life's wonder's...heaven's bliss
 
Like tender movie's...(Forrest Gump's) 
Beautiful things, give me...goosebumps 


Goosebumps Poetry...

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“Teacher, teacher, do farts have lumps?”
“No Billy, you've evacuated twice this month!”
“Go stand in the corner
Since you are the owner”
His face turned red, classmates were stunned...

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what kind of a fool
do you think i am
even though even
i am at court and
court my queen

phrenology by gosh
by golly since when
hitting my head at
age ten on a log
would logically

assume my future
through a feature
placed on my body
after birth so what
of my hand

i would gladly take
yours...

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