Best Limp Poems

Limping Ron was limping on,
In-grown toe nails aren't much fun,
Two on one foot hard to bare
Doctor said they'll need much care,
When will his walking stick be gone?...

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Gee...tee heee...hhaaa..hoo lmao,
ya lovey me yeah, me not yet,
guess more ya wanna iz screwwy meayah,
then love gonna goeeeya gaud know wheere,
gee tee hee yeah doo that and say cheese,
I am ur geese,
awright
raising leggy and all,
come take me
for a tumble
and fall,
in sack
come 
have my hack....

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LIMP    LIMERICK



On  board  the  cruise ship   Venus

The crew’s  famed  for  non-manliness.

While standing erect   

And trying to connect

They  flop  with  their  flexible   freeness.



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* For Pickles and Tickles...

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Trumps Feeble, Limp, Rox... Zilch State Of Emergency

H.G. Wells..., ah...now there
without dark shadow of a doubt,
in my (myopic brown) eyes,
a prolific writer hooked hood accessorize
the English language, and captivated

populations, sans "The War Of
The Worlds" to realize,
with an assiduous presentation
convinced listeners, how
aliens did cannibalize

innocent Earthlings strictly...

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Lost dreams, sad songs and pain
There’s always payback
And it’s usually not pretty

One person hears 
a dissonant chord 
another hears a melodic ditty

It’s about trust…
And total devotion
Of cold water’s metallic taste

Utterly futility…the rushing about
The more you chase time
The more time you waste

Killing time
Until time 
Kills you

You’re...

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A Limp and Aspirins

I sit at the edge of the bed, 
my hip hurts, 
my back aches, 
and my legs are on fire. 
Not for the first time, 
not for the last. 
If one more person asks, 
have I prayed about this, 
or that...
I am...

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McGee walked into the local pub
He shuffled along with a limp
Although it was certain, he was in pain
He assured everyone He's no wimp 

He made his way to the table to say 
"Hey Doc It's me leg it's in pain"
The Doc wore a frown, ...

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Gimp and Limp

In Trump style should put a crimp;
We should love those who will limp;
With words fumble;
Forgot about humble;
Trump's body looks like a big blimp.

Jim Horn

About time Trump is always behind,
And the last time we saw his mind
God had delivered,
And Trump quivered;
He gave his back...

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A photographer of Indoor Sports
Found himself dragged through the lower courts
The hotel said
He filmed their bed
When a buxom housemaid dropped her shorts...

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The old man
crossing the street
has a bad limp 

we try to ignore.
No one wants to look 
at a limp like that.

We like to think
no one else can see
the limp we have

the limp we earned
by ignoring little people
who get in our way

who strike us as
the litter...

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He called me a limp-clod.
What is it?
I have no idea.
But it made you mad?
 
I am furious.
I could hit him.
Can we ask him?
Okay.
 
What is a limp-clod?
A limp is my best friend and a clod is his name.
Your name is Claude?
Yes.
 
Are you still mad?
Not...

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Daylight drags its feet,
its slippers are grey and pad silently.
Long after dawn
night keeps rolling over in its grave
refusing to die or give way.

Bats flutter listlessly in twilit belfries
somewhere upon a moonlit pond
a trout is crossing over a fishy Rubicon.
It is belly-up, a mottled death gleams
upward...

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can you imagine
a life without tears
a dawn free of clouds impending
a sparkle without a smoke tail
a ding, a dong that does not clang
a love free of clings and shrouded claws
a dream free of seances

to imagine without consequences
to imagine without strings
is a limp puppet, 
a lifeless...

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gentle pops of ice
as surging streams
release its imprisoned brethren
decaying leaves grasping onto blackened fingers
as weathered wind encircles
sputum gurgles past
as stream seems to gasp
chiselled bedrock teeth
laugh as speckled waters
erode and carry
child particles
far away...

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To The Begging Blind
Be squarely kind:
The ones walking our streets lined
But also those doing it singly
And sort of acting kingly!

The Blind also battling with a limp
And The Ones who seem A Pimp,
Never them to a halt grind
Nor to a spot with stories bind;
In their front...

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