Wee Limp Mcgee

McGee walked into the local pub
He shuffled along with a limp
Although it was certain, he was in pain
He assured everyone He's no wimp 

He made his way to the table to say 
"Hey Doc It's me leg it's in pain"
The Doc wore a frown,  said "Please sit on down,
and alleviate some of the strain"

"Doc, what do you tink" as he ordered a drink
The Doc said "It's merely old age"
McGee was in shock as he glared at the doc
Then burst out, into a rage

"You don't know a ting, form a cast to sling"
Said McGee, as his rant rambled on
The Doc staying cool, said "listen you fool,
What makes you think that I'm wrong ? "

Now McGee calmly said as he slapped his own head
"This don't take a psych or sage
Me other leg's fine as it's been all the time
And both of them are the same age"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Flats Avatar
February 1, 2017 at 10:08 AM
GOTD! Having fun poking in your poem closet today, haven't found any skeletons yet;-). Thanks for the giggles! ~ john
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July 28, 2016 at 11:54 AM
Ha ha! Now that hat makes total sense.
Kent Avatar
July 28, 2016 at 10:59 AM
Loved the story, loved the humor, loved the write.
Turner Avatar
July 28, 2016 at 10:52 AM
Great rhyme Jerry. Love the humor! Thanks for the smile today.
Smith Avatar
July 28, 2016 at 10:46 AM
Lol...I love Mcgee
Hoffman Avatar
July 28, 2016 at 9:30 AM
Haha, that was a cute irish poem!:)
Allison Avatar
July 28, 2016 at 7:21 AM
ha ha ha great one Jerry sure made me smile:-) hugs Jan xx
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