Wee Limp Mcgee

McGee walked into the local pub He shuffled along with a limp Although it was certain, he was in pain He assured everyone He's no wimp He made his way to the table to say "Hey Doc It's me leg it's in pain" The Doc wore a frown, said "Please sit on down, and alleviate some of the strain" "Doc, what do you tink" as he ordered a drink The Doc said "It's merely old age" McGee was in shock as he glared at the doc Then burst out, into a rage "You don't know a ting, form a cast to sling" Said McGee, as his rant rambled on The Doc staying cool, said "listen you fool, What makes you think that I'm wrong ? " Now McGee calmly said as he slapped his own head "This don't take a psych or sage Me other leg's fine as it's been all the time And both of them are the same age"