Best Late Arrival Poems

Benji the Bit-Bit Shire gardener,
had been following Blue Bell a horse.
He read that it was having a run,
Saturday at a local racecourse.

Blue Bell was in the field of race two;
a field that is considered quite slow,
so Benji predicted a killing,
once the starter released them to...

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Into the earth 
is our final fate,
the best we can hope for
is to be really late...

Damn, I'm always 10 minutes
early for everything!...

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