Best Kissers Poems

One. Latino boys like Buffalo Wild Wings. It isn't clear why, but it's definitely emerging as a pattern.

Two. Latino boys are persistent. When he asks to kiss you for the first time, say no. Why? Because you've known him for a matter of weeks and...

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You don't love me, you don't have compassion, 
Maybe I am handsome not enough, 
You don't look in face with wild passion 
putting arms on shoulders without love.

I'm not rude or gentle with you, dear, 
You're so young and you've got sensual grin, 
Tell, how...

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Ah, the con a tried and true dastardly, debased, 
debacle to test the metal of man.
A contextual contrib to the categorization
for rat-ICK-al political fans.
Simply put, the contest is not for the faint of heart.
Testing the spine of the spineless
demi-gods of media-o-craSS-y against each other
often produces...

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Honk if you love sex, the sound would be deafening
Not much chance the honking would start lessening
By the grins on your kissers
And the stroking of your whiskers
It's brightens your day and was really refreshing


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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In America’s Pragmatism,
the urgent question is "of" individual sanctity
now can be tweeted as:
“what is the Pragmatic or Aesthetic function "of"
******** or PUSSY, anyway?”

and "of" the 2 types of Humanity:
the Good Dudes and the Bad Dudes—
in the view of this “Trash Culture” or “Pseudo Culture”!

In...

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Pride myself as a giggle maker elite
Putting smiles on your kissers, I'm at your feet
At your service each day
To happy up your way
Enjoying life's ups and the downs to beat...

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tis what happens when ya’ be kissin’ the Blarney Stone
although I never did~ they don’t wipe between kissers
and my wonderful wife said I didn’t need to~ my gift of gab comes naturally	


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Where are your upstairs friends?
The coffee break girls;
Credit card tight,
Newly coifed,
Numerously heeled
And 
Playing a little material bridge.

Where are the elevator girls?
Those check booked cynical
Fifteen minute friends.
The boss kissers;
Union mothered now
Skipping rope in third grade circles.

Are you still upstairs big time,
Afraid of that ground floor?
Tight backed
polished...

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My Dear Mr. Heck,
The song you quote
May be dreck...
But it's truth forsure,
And underplayed,
The company folded long ago,
One clear factor for sure I know,
The owner spent his days playing golf,
Hired brainless butt-kissers whose thoughts were slow,
And customer service was on a par..
With Nazi treatment at Auchwitz,
Sometimes...

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Why....
Why must this life be so bitter-sweet,
Why do the stars fall down from Heaven,
Why are all the sweetest songs the shortest,
Why do you wait for true love the longest,
Why on a warm summer night does come the chill,
Why is life sometimes this bitter pill,
Why do...

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Mother of Cowards
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

So unlike the brazen giant of Greek fame
With conquering limbs astride from land to land,
Spread-eagled, showering gold, a strumpet stands:
A much-used trollop with a torch, whose flame
Has long since been extinguished. And her name?
"Mother of Cowards!"...

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I've never seen two kissers more in love
The smiles curving their faces interlocked at a baggage claim,
Our modern symbol of distance crashing into connection.
You are my everything
I change point of view over you.
Magic resides in the present.
And a kiss such as this remains forever.
"Where do...

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Your loved ones, childhood friends
sticks to you, mostly when you reign 
The ones you danced with in the rain
most of them, kinda appreciate your pain

You are loved with pure hate
we get hurt, but we still extend our arms for them to take
The Judas in our...

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I am in love with love and love is in love with me 
life is sweet and sweet is sweet on me for I know 
that kisses are kisses that brush good kissers like you 
and you are love and love is you and love...

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*And they came to Elim
where there were twelve springs
and seventy palm trees
and they camped there near the water.*

After the red sea, after the red sea…
departing from its great depths,
leaving the death of Pharaoh’s men,
well-oiled chariots underneath…
     they're all wet. they’re all...

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