Best Kick Some Butt Poems

Theatre of the Absurd

Like an actor in a theatre of the absurd,
there stepped onto the stage a horrid clown,
an ego-maniac who makes his own staff...

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The Sonnet Man really needs a side kick,
But not a side kick that wants to fight crime.
I need one to come in at the right...

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The papers were signed
It was like drawing a get out of jail free card
Freedom can be intoxicating
Especially when combined with a half-gallon of Carol Rossi
The...

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Ideas for improvement.
No one has bothered to listen.
Winter of discontent.

Slacker employees?
They work hard. Push with Square Wheels.
A Spring awakening?

The landscape. No blame.
Should have planned downhill...

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Crack this nut
Crack that nut
Do it and…
I’ll kick your butt

Ya don’t do crack
Ya wipe it
Yer just a hack
If Ya like it

Ya don’t get off
Ya get...

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They called Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
Why'd they give that name to a little guy?
Georgie won't brush his teeth
And his breath smelled like feet,
That's why...

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Fizzy Christmas
By Danny Sroda

There is a story which has been untold
Which I cannot any more withhold
It's about a man who you all know
Who lives out...

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The cross-eyed goat 
Looks like such a disgrace, 
He spits and slobbers 
His tongue hangs out of his face. 

He trips and falls 
On the...

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You are pushing me too far, now we've passed the line,
We ain't coming back, that's a fact..  now it's time,
To lay down some ground-rules...

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We all burst in to laughter at once rolling on the soft carpet with joy

I know I can always count on you, to be there...

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Listen up, you tin soldiers,
it’s time to grow some heavy metal skin
In this battle of the sexes,
the enemy is winning the war ... 
And that...

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I am so tired
my mind is wired
I got no sleep last night
so I'm ready to fight
kick the butt of the man
who has no plan
thinking I...

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Lazy is as lazy does
we all fight and die because
we're lazy people all the way
so get off the stupid couch today

Be like Gerad and lose...

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The creed of the gang
Blood in, blood out.

Identity
Attention
Insecurity
Acceptance
Significance
All gifted at the place of blood.

Slash a face
Forget any grace
Stab an enemy
A day in infamy
At the gang’s...

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Sometimes it’s time to say goodbye.
You finished your lost journey, now go!
To where you are loved and can really fly.

To a place where you are...

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