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Best Kick Some Butt Poems


I'Ll Kick Your Butt If You Pinch Me
Because I'm not wearing green on Saint Patrick's Day, a man gave me a pinch and I gave him a punch.
I hit that moron so hard in the stomach that he lost his lunch.
About an hour ago, another man pinched me and I kicked him...

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Categories: kick some butt, funny, holiday, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things