Best Juneau Poems

An Eskimo visited Hell
And found that it suited him well
His wife did not care
She'd never live where
A snowball can't knock him pell-mell!...

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In Juneau, it's thrilling -
The air's always filling
With seaplanes, propellers a'whirl.
They glide on the water 
And land where they oughta,
As smooth as a necklace-grade pearl.

The cruise ships are looming
But business is booming
In stores selling t-shirts and gold.
The tourists are buying,
In their way complying -
More crowds...

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