Best Jelly Bean Poems

I ate a purple jelly bean
after my lunch one day!
But I accidently swallowed it whole
so my mom called the doc right away!

He told her I'd be fine,
just give it some time!
He also prescribed me some strange-looking
sour, acidic, Calamondin limes!

Apparently these limes
would make the pain go...

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Once choked on a jelly bean, nearly met my maker
Thankfully it popped out while calling the undertaker
Postponing my departure
It wasn't in the charter
So I'll continue my notoriety as a PS troublemaker...

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All you kiddies out there
It's “The Jellybean Bear!”
He's coming to give you a hug
Flying in on a kite
A real happy sight
He'll give your heartstrings a tug

He'll wrap you up tight
In that bear hug of his
Suddenly you'll feel warm inside
All of your cares
Those scary nightmares
Will melt...

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Jelly beany rose:
So chewy yet so cosy,
Such yummy candy
So melty; yet so foamy,
Jelly roses so lovely....

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