Best Jaybird Poems

Joy is mine
Agony too
Can’t stand how I love you
Obnoxious
Baby brother...

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Now this here Humorick is totally absurd
A naughty Humorick, naughtiest ever heard
But yours truly's got more
Some Humoricks hardcore
Where me and my friends are naked as...

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A gentle hush fell over the pond
The crickets ceased their evening song
Many jewel-toned feathers circled and flew
And perched as tonight's "Idol" audience grew

Poor little bird...

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I was a good wife that kept a spotless house,
And cooked good food each day for my dear spouse.
When he mowed the lawn in the...

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reminds me of the funeral job,
at the morgue 40 tables, i logged,
one of a hundred jobs id see,
blood n guts an misery,
macarbe on mentality...

but id...

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Oh, Go Away Yesterday

It’s been long over between us two,
yet my emotions ignite when I think of you;
and my aura fades to dullest blue.
 ...

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They say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing

But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen

Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!!

All they had...

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and I could not sleep,
so I left my bed; without so much as a peep.
And headed to the kitchen for...

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I decided some time ago
To go naked from now on
It saves a lot on my laundry bill
Plus I admit it's a bit of a thrill

The...

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I am the Devil, alone in my Room
   Redolent of pungent cologne and perfume 

Naked I parade, in front of my mirror
 ...

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Prancing through the house naked as a jaybird
was a spider with such a provocative hour-glass body
I thought she needed clothing. Maybe an itsy bitsy bikini?
Pajamas?...

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They say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing
But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen
Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!!
All they had...

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Ye lovers of song, 
musically inclined,
Sing loud, Sing now,
All the birds of the earth are listening
while we sing all over the world.

Sing like
...the mockingbird
 ...

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my pretty red bird - wears a white coat of snow. 
My fun and very best friend Dan, 
and I built a huge snowman. 
on...

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prim and proper Miss A
Naked as a jaybird
in throes of dementia
chose the wrong room
old man screams for help...

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