Best Info Poems

An army of mites reside in our lashes
With mouths and tiny claws
Along the way during human evolution
This surely must be a flaw

Astronauts strangely can't burp in space
What kind of useless dribble is that
A feline can have over a hundred kittens
Now that's one pooped out cat

Some...

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Oh, how I remember that day at my school 
I went to the bathroom and pulled out my tool 
Then I noticed down there 
Saw- (peach-fuzz)- pubic hair 
I felt really big, really proud, really cool...

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Curtis Jackson's NY Agent:
Cara Lewis
William Morris Agency
1325 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10019
Phone: 212-586-5100 

could i be brave 
should i make the first move 
is he a fair man... or  
dose he know already 
what I've been through...

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I thought I had the inside track,
I really thought I knew,
What goes on inside my head,
But I didn't have a clue.

I'm so glad you told me;
So glad you set me straight.
Without you to tell me,
What would be my fate.

The pettiness and jealousy,
I didn't know I...

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Info wars
Some true
Some absurd,
All this hullabaloo
Fact checking every word.

Info wars
Many fake
Many disturbed
It's propaganda makes
obsequious sycophant uncurbed......

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Z is pronounced Zee in the USA
Great Britian calls it Zed every day
Believe it or not good-natured linguists, the ampersand
Was once the twenty-seventh letter of the alphabet, my friend
Franklin wanted to eliminate five letters of the alphabet in his day
But the Americans would not agree...

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Calorie info should include “what if I ate the whole thing”
Probably applies to more people than those to their diets cling
Will write them a note
The info to quote
Won't feel guilty coz my multiplication skills are pretty slim...

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A common thread in humanities fabric,
    Sees knowledge as power that one obtains.
        Even our science hints to this information,
            As what is transferred...

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In 1984 Peter Finan and Neil Smith played Scrabble at college
They played it for one hundred and fifty-three hours
Setting a new record.

The word Oxyphenbutazone would be worth 1751 points
As far as we know, it has never been played.
For good reason.
It would take the entire length...

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Inserted into this dimension,

Like an injection,

Part of natural selection,

Creating a new direction.

A soul intersection,

Approved upon inspection,

Time carved out a section,

Carrying it out to perfection.

Family creates a connection,

Mistakes create correction,

Emotions are in the reaction,

As we watch life happen.

Learning from the lesson,

Earning our way in,

Creating our own...

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Q:  What is one reason Trump and Elon want to eliminate the IRS?

A:  The IRS is only good for people earning money and getting wealthy. But if
      people are being payed not to work and get a universal...

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Q    Israel became a nation, May 14, 1948, during the spring season.The fig tree=
       Israel  And fig trees have two harvests in Israel both in the Spring and in
      the...

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Q  Why should artificial intelligence be called angel intelligence?

A  "Because it is really (fallen) angel intelligence." "Satan thinks he's so smart
     but God is only going to let  him have his way for a little while."

Q  Is...

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Q:  Are the European nations divided with the USA' over the three year Russian 
       and Ukraine War?

A:  The answer is yes.  In order for Ukraine to receive more United State's aid,
    ...

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According to Google, Antifa means a coalition of anti-fascism and it's
against right wing ideology.  What Google doesn't mention is that
members of Antifa can turn 'so-called peaceful protests' into vandalism
of personal and public property.  Going so far as to physically attack
journalists reporting their 'anti-democracy...

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