Best Inc Poems

It is well known
that the intelligence is artificial
and the weeping robot cannot weep.
It is less well known
that it will be quietly sold
as feeling and sorrowful and human.
Divinity of grand design
steps forward to fashion a void
that only divinity can fill.
God and gods
now generate the sentient being,
it...

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They call me the Cheshire Cat, that's my name.
A creation straight out of Lewis Carroll's brain.

I live in a in land of wonder you see,
and store plenty of tricks up my sleeve.

I'm a feline that can grin from ear to ear.
I can also make parts...

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I am the Hatter who is mad, they say.
Gone around the bend in every way.

A loon of the sorts who adores riddles and tea, 
drowning in a land of ecstasy.

Come with me now! And please don’t fret!
I’ll show you wonders you will never forget!

I’ll show...

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Lend me your ears and listen to my tale 
about a demon named Krampus who resides in hell.

He makes an appearance on Christmas night
Free from Satan’s chains, ready to take flight 

If you have been naughty this year causing malice and destruction,
Then there  is...

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Monsters Inc. 
Big BaBoo.

Big BaBoo is big
Though sightings very rare,
His diet is household dust
He lives below our stairs.

I liked my Big BaBoo
I hear him every night,
All those creaks and bumps
I’m sure he is a sight.

Up high upon his tiptoes
Prowling round our house,
Hiding in dark cupboards
Frightening...

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Part 1
The straggle into the board room, as usual was a bore
Idly quoting poets long dead, only this and nothing more
Howled when we learned TGIF fridays were forever gones
Terrible gnashing of teeth, moaning as we fanned bygones
Shouts of poets rebelling, tweeting, only this for evermore

Part...

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This white rabbit is having a hell of a day.
It started out good but ended in a bad way.

I woke up feeling marvelous and grand,
dressed up in my waistcoat, with my pocket-watch in hand.

I soon realized I had somewhere to be,
I forgot that I had...

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Austrian princess taken from her home,
stripped of everything that she ever known.

Her mother arranged a political marriage,
sending her to France with a horse and carriage

Off to Versailles to meet her destiny,
To take the Dauphin's hand in matrimony.

At the age of nineteen she was crowned queen,
too...

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Country Inc.

We're not as backward as you may think 
we're citizens of The Country Inc.
the mission statement, our purpose stated
is not that we're all made equated - 
It's more that this quarter's statement's due
filch off the many, to pocket the few

The ad campaign's already produced
lie...

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I felt an anxiety attack approach,
as I was Perched on my mushroom.
So I reached for my anti-foreboding dope,
with my hookah ready to consume.

As I inhaled the first hit on my fungal chair,
I felt the unease dissipate.
As a large smoke ring went into the air,
my nervousness...

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day and night Blattaria of various shapes and sizes 
scuttle with incandescent 
   after glow as flashing blur rises
to fill every quarter of mine cerebral core, when asleep pries
me lids awake with shell shocked horror consumed as curse 
   more heinous...

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I’ve read your status updates
And admit I’m frazzled
Your mind reads like a puzzle
I’m running behind

Much uncovered 
But nothing discovered
Subtle signals. Clever optics 
Quit these tactics
I need time to recover

Some portend collaboration
My approach is one of aberration
Simple policy 
Be more cognitive
Think outside the data bundle
That’s how...

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A man stands behind a podium and microphone,
words comes through speakers of static.
His lips propel the stagnate tone, 
standing poised, confident and charismatic.

He holds conviction through his behavior,
his speech are the people's gospel.
He is the way, the truth, their savior,
a modern day philosophical apostle.

Beneath the...

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Punishment Inc.

We are called by your elders,
To take care of you,
When you are extra jumpy,
And solve a problem or two

We wait for you round the corner,
At any time of the day,
We jump at you anytime,
 You have nothing to say.

We lock you in a room,
We...

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Veruca Salt is the name my parents bestowed upon me
and I'm on my way to Willie Wonka's chocolate factory.

I won a golden ticket! I knew that I would! 
I get what I want, when I want, never to be misunderstood.

All I have to do is...

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