Best Howie Poems

Howie Mandel,
the germophobe we all know well.
I look to his head and think:
so that's where all my Windex went!...

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Howie the squirrel ran for the tree's

He ran from the garden away from the bee's

He ran up a tree he headed for home

Attached to his back was a big honey comb

Closer and closer the bee's drew near

Buzzing and buzzing in Howies both ear's

The honeycomb drops...

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with a short referee sparred
life of son  had been marred
when he received a red card

tough thought tried to dawn
son Shawn who became a pawn
serve in Army had gone 

longed to see a leaping lizard
being absorbed when big blizzard
turned Shawn into weird wizard

When Shawn would...

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