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Best Howie Poems

Below are the all-time best Howie poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of howie poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Howie Mandel
Howie Mandel,
the germophobe we all know well.
I look to his head and think:
so that's where all my Windex went!...

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Categories: howie, celebrity, humorous,
Form: Clerihew



Howie The Squirrel
Howie the squirrel ran for the tree's

He ran from the garden away from the bee's

He ran up a tree he headed for home

Attached to his...

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Categories: howie, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member NEWSBREAK! Live from California
Good evening folks,....this is Peachy Keene...reporting live!
I'm here in Sacramento, ...where Govenator Arnold Schwartzenegger
will soon be appearing on the courthouse steps.  
He is prepared...

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Categories: howie, funny
Form: Narrative
Respect The Game
To know just where your're going

You must know where you've been

You must respect the history

The things others have seen

It's true in all things relative

Be it...

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Categories: howie, baseball, football, games, history, soccer, softball,
Form: Rhyme
TV Rots Your Brains
Once upon a time, 
There was veritable indifference
In the mind of a man 
Who always lies. 

As he flipped
Through movie channels
With his IO remote, 
The...

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Categories: howie, funny, introspection
Form: Free verse



Deal or No Deal
There is one thing I would find quite swell,
I want to be on stage meeting Howie Mandel.
Here I would be making crucial decisions,
while my family...

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Categories: howie, business, life,
Form: Rhyme
do not require field
sleepin of dreamin women,the envision of coaxing my ingrossing and the matter 
is hurry underneath the wretched fetches of little pits of howie mandell.slam me...

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Categories: howie, funny,
Form: ABC