Best Howie Poems

Howie Mandel,
the germophobe we all know well.
I look to his head and think:
so that's where all my Windex went!...

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Howie the squirrel ran for the tree's

He ran from the garden away from the bee's

He ran up a tree he headed for home

Attached to his...

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Good evening folks,....this is Peachy Keene...reporting live!
I'm here in Sacramento, ...where Govenator Arnold Schwartzenegger
will soon be appearing on the courthouse steps.  
He is prepared...

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To know just where your're going

You must know where you've been

You must respect the history

The things others have seen

It's true in all things relative

Be it...

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Once upon a time, 
There was veritable indifference
In the mind of a man 
Who always lies. 

As he flipped
Through movie channels
With his IO remote, 
The...

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There is one thing I would find quite swell,
I want to be on stage meeting Howie Mandel.
Here I would be making crucial decisions,
while my family...

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sleepin of dreamin women,the envision of coaxing my ingrossing and the matter 
is hurry underneath the wretched fetches of little pits of howie mandell.slam me...

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