Best Horsy Poems

What's up?
What's going on?
How come it's 3AM?
And bright as noon?
Have I finally made it
Into a Looney-Tune?

Who left me a hot breakfast,
Then disappeard?
How the hell did I
Overnight grow a green beard?

And that new Lamborgini
In my driveway
Painted purple, black,
and red, each a circle round

Am I a mad...

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What light in yonder forest falls
(sorry shake, had to get a start)
Sunrays beckoning night should befall,
Not wanting to leave but fight it off
Sinks into the waiting ground, 
Being engulfed without a sound.

Now darkness upon us, not a star in sight,
I get a chill and a...

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They say that horses are quite smart
I think thatÍs absurd
Cause when my horsy talks to  me
I donÍt understand a word...

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A small whine in my ear.
“Let me see. What have we here?”
A new little monster with a pinched red face;
Whose caterwauls usurped my place?

“I wish. I wish.” I’d opened wide,
My fledgling arms, let go my pride.

My favorite dresses, my new toy,
My Daddies lap, my mothers...

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He was a hatchet-faced guy with snaggle-teeth,
most said he was okay in a peculiar way.

It happens sometimes;
snaggle-toothed hatched faced guys get itchy,
the kind of itch you can't buy a cream for.

After his first three murder victims
he confessed to the cops
that he felt like the very...

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