Best Horney Poems

The dwarf told Snow White from his heart,
“If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.”
Our objective is to always please,
But we need to mount...

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Horney Jack, an old friend of mine,

married three wives at one time!

        I asked, "Why the third"?

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Mornings are dreadful time in life unless waking beside gorgeous woman hopefully 
a not married one  husbans can be such a downer.
And when ya...

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Limerick crochetés: Portrait of a Dead Brit Nazi, Lord of the Lollypoppians
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Thanksgiving Eve

Hate the holidays well I got one for you.
Dont have to follow no rules.
Just drink till ya drop.
To what's the ocassion still ya
havent a...

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I’m going on a road trip where I’ll be trip’n on the road;
Every day adding new stories to the ones already told.
No home as an...

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Where I grew up there’s a unique creature
Has Horns everywhere, a unique feature
Six inches in length and dinosaur like
The horns on his head stick out...

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How come they call it Labor Day when nobody works?
And why Pool-Table?  Where's the diving board?  the water?
How can you play "Draw-Poker" without...

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When I was a boy in west Texas I kept a treasure box much the way building corner stones are done - with an eye...

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Slobbering kisses ain't so bad
and slippery tongues are grand to be had.
Tender touches with back sliding hands
are caressingly shivering and sensually rad.

Warm oil rubbings from...

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