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Best Horney Poems

Below are the all-time best Horney poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of horney poems written by PoetrySoup members

Snow White And The Horney Dwarfs
The dwarf told Snow White from his heart,
“If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.”
Our objective is to always please,
But we need to mount...

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© Ed Coet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horney, funnysnow, snow,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Horney Jack
Horney Jack, an old friend of mine,

married three wives at one time!

        I asked, "Why the third"?


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Categories: horney, funny,
Form: Limerick
And The Road Begins?
Mornings are dreadful time in life unless waking beside gorgeous woman hopefully 
a not married one  husbans can be such a downer.
And when ya...

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Categories: horney, friendship, funny, happiness, introspection, peaceme, lost,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Limerick crochetes Portrait of a Dead Brit Nazi Lord of the Lollypoppians
Limerick crochetés: Portrait of a Dead Brit Nazi, Lord of the Lollypoppians

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horney, satire,
Form: Limerick
Thanksgiving Eve
Thanksgiving Eve

Hate the holidays well I got one for you.
Dont have to follow no rules.
Just drink till ya drop.
To what's the ocassion still ya
havent a...

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Categories: horney, funny, holidaythanksgiving, thanksgiving,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Road Trip'n
I’m going on a road trip where I’ll be trip’n on the road;
Every day adding new stories to the ones already told.
No home as an...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horney, life,
Form: Rhyme
Texas Horned Lizard
Where I grew up there’s a unique creature
Has Horns everywhere, a unique feature
Six inches in length and dinosaur like
The horns on his head stick out...

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Categories: horney, animals, nature,
Form: Quatrain
Tom's Tid Bits (Yet Again!)
How come they call it Labor Day when nobody works?
And why Pool-Table?  Where's the diving board?  the water?
How can you play "Draw-Poker" without...

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horney, confusion, education, funny, mystery, on writing
Form: Burlesque
List - A Boy's World
When I was a boy in west Texas I kept a treasure box much the way building corner stones are done - with an eye...

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Categories: horney, old,
Form: List
Premium Member It's All Good
Slobbering kisses ain't so bad
and slippery tongues are grand to be had.
Tender touches with back sliding hands
are caressingly shivering and sensually rad.

Warm oil rubbings from...

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Categories: horney, hilarious, humor, humorous, sensual,
Form: Rhyme