Best Horney Poems

The dwarf told Snow White from his heart,
“If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.”
Our objective is to always please,
But we need to mount you on your knees.

If you think we’re coming on to fast,
it’s just because we like your ass.
And maybe with a...

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Horney Jack, an old friend of mine,

married three wives at one time!

        I asked, "Why the third"?

        He said, "one, is absurd,

and bigamy, of course, is a crime"!...

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