Best Horney Poems
Snow White and the Horney DwarfsThe dwarf told Snow White from his heart,
“If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.”
Our objective is to always please,
But we need to mount you on your knees.
If you think we’re coming on to fast,
it’s just because we like your ass.
And maybe with a...
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Categories:
horney, funnysnow, snow,
Form:
Limerick
Horney JackHorney Jack, an old friend of mine,
married three wives at one time!
I asked, "Why the third"?
He said, "one, is absurd,
and bigamy, of course, is a crime"!...
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Categories:
horney, funny,
Form:
Limerick