Best Hooey Poems

"Just a state of mind",
Too often said of aging.
Get old... then say it....

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I may be all wet, but I sure ain't no bluenose!
And, while it's none of my beeswax,
Let's have a bull session-lesson !
Take a gander around,...

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 One might think I've gone crazy,
Sure because I act loony.
This is far from being lazy
T'is neither piquant nor funny.
 

Why reminisce on the life...

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As a child, I was taught that God created everything
But when I went to school,
the theory of evolution was the accepted doctrine

That kinda teaching didn't...

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"Poppycock and hooey indeed,"
Said the man of the new machine ran by steam
        "It shall never catch on,
...

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I once had a friend named Louie
who never gave a hooey
about when he ate
as long as his mate
fixed his favorite chop suey.

Louie was married to...

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By Elton Camp

Call him yeti, bigfoot or snowman
Then seek to find him if you can

For a hulking, brutish guy
He’s extremely hard to spy

Peoples’ imaginations are...

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"You see this here spot on the bench, where it's all worn away?" Clarence asked.
     "Yeah, I've noticed that a few...

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The map of my hands
Reveal many roads
Some now traveled
Some untold
I look at my hands
And wonder what's next
Will the coming road be simple
Or maybe complex
They say...

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The temptation is so easy
The cost cheaper than money
The moment is very funny
The idea so sunny
         Yummy...

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ETHREE

Witch
Sneering
Bubbly
A pimply nose
To be feared by all
So Halloween friendly

More terrifying than ghosts
Placing eye of newt in cauldrons
Pure evil in our fantasy books
Horribly foul and mean...

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A rather dashing and exquisitely designed purple weather balloon was racing against a dark grey sofa, a beach towel, a cotton bud and a statue...

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Let's talk
On a short walk
I'm might be a super freak
But I have things to speak
I want to have a word with you
And I know that...

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My friend has few friends except me.
I call her twice a week, because of this.
And she is always available.
Her phone line is open.

She stands in...

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Have you ever been hypnotized?
I was always the one they led up to the stage from the audience.
I could be so easily hypnotized it was...

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