Best Honeybun Poems

I called her sweetie pie
 She called me honeybun
 Her apple pies were nice
She baked them just for fun
 
 And in the fall, she'd make
 A sumptuous pumpkin pie
 She always loved to bake
She kept me satisfied

 But  the apple of my eye
Is...

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There was an Old Lady she hailed from Nantucket 
She carried her fish in a red paisley bucket 
She wore her hair up in a honeybun 
She thought it made her quite the looking young 
The...

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"Darling, where have you been, Iv'e missed you so!"
"Oh darling, I'm tewibbly sowwy, I forgot to tell you
Where I went! I hijacked a lowwy; just told him to go
Which he did. Awft to the bushes and went to the loo.!"

"Oh darling, that must have been...

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WHAT MADE YOU STRONGER 

Just a simple thing to choose,
more than weight that one should lose. 
Life on the line, shouldn’t be your fate,
Almost dying because of weight.

'Twas appropriate to slim her down,
If she wished to stay around,
Never a better day to start,
to have a...

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So you are the birthday girl?.....Could it be true?
And the very thought is making you blue?
Well.....what can I possibly say on this day, of all days?
some kind of wisdom to comfort and cheer you?

As I would recall....
my mom used to say, if you can't say...

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I don’t want to walk to the front room
Can I have my dinner on a tray?
I wept inside for he could hardly eat
So thin I thought his backbone might well break
I’ll get you a small table, honeybun
Just a mo, I’ll put the oven on
I want...

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Some teens went trick-or-treating for fun
Not thinking they would have to run
Night creatures attacked
Turning them into smacked
They were toppings on a giant honeybun...

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