Best Hold The Phone Poems

Incoming ... 
distress missive call
Hangups on the other side
of the continental divide cellular room 
Mushroom sobs of insecurity  
click end of volatile transmission 
Redialitis sparks an emotional kaboom

Hold the phone ...
busy signal
blocks the aural unnecessary 
audio carrying on

Listen to the sick, sad drone
of earworm...

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Hold the phone, hold the freakin’ phone. Lisa’s got a boyfriend!
I’ve never seen Lisa with a boyfriend. Lisa draws men like fireworks on a dark night, but I’ve never seen her keep one. I mean, it’s not unbelievable but it’s on the edge.

Then, one Friday...

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Telephones are melting minds,
digital waves are cooking brains.
Facebook is our judge and jury.

An old man is eating ice cream cones,
one after an another.
He is sniffing little girls hair
unaware that anyone is watching.

I think his strange demeanor
signals that he doesn’t care 
about America, just the Ukraine...

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