Best Hogs Poems
Ground Hogs and Rosessoft roses, held in bloodless fingers,
bleed a scented redness
caressed by lusts ache
masquerading as a gentle touch
each petal a charade
a “loves me – loves me not”
catharsis of collusion
covering its tracks
heart shaped
convenience store memories
withering dreams
melting on the dashboard
the groundhog smiles
its shadowless reflection
reveling in winters
unpredictability
John G. Lawless
©2/4/2019...
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Categories:
hogs, valentines day,
Form:
Free verse
Table HogsThey invade the cafe at first light
Then with latte and laptop held tight
They seize tables for four
To let go nevermore
So all others drink coffee upright
With a bored intellectual stare
That one hankers to be Molière
...
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Categories:
hogs, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Ye Olde Hogs HeadWelcome to the Hogs head
The local ye olde pub
The ale tastes like urine
And there's maggots
In the grub.
There's straw on the floor
A pee bucket by the door
And rats scurry in groups of ten or more.
The busty wenches serve the ale
And over the centuries
There's been spoken
Many...
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Categories:
hogs, baptism, drink, giggle, hilarious,
Form:
Free verse
Fake Vanity Hogs With No Life~~
deceiving so many on fake profiles, jamming up an entire section
the only ones being searched for ALL YOURS
repulsive vanity hog
block block block...
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Categories:
hogs, angst
Form:
Verse
Life's Road HogsLIFES’ ROAD HOGS
You’ll find them on the highways and all along life’s' byways
And they refuse to see they’re the cause of all the problems
They ride along the fast lane and make you feel the villain
An In the end the good man feels...
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Categories:
hogs, abuse, anxiety, christian, community,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
hogs, social,
Form:
Haiku
Those HogsThey wrote us off this season,
Haters kept saying 'not this year'
Outside the stadium now it's changed;
Sizzling excitement crackles the air
Each one of us knows why we're here;
Hosting the biggest NFL rivalry
Out for the win, another victory;
Going for the division, the NFC East
Sunday, All...
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Categories:
hogs, football
Form:
Acrostic
Take Me To An Old Rainy Day By Uncle Toad and the Wart HogsI looked up one day and my childhood was gone.
My memory faded and it didn’t take long.
My slice of the pie,
Has turned in crumbs.
Shadows of ghosted memories
Have made my heart numb.
So take me to an old rainy day
Pour me out a...
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Categories:
hogs, age, deep, depression, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
Road HogsSome drivers are so selfish
And some are arrogant with it
It seems that when they buy a car
They think the road comes with it...
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Categories:
hogs, funny
Form:
What If the Hogs Wouldn'T Eat the SlopWhat If the Hogs Wouldn't Eat the Slop?
By Elton Camp
Too many folks, filthy from TV will deplore
But yet continue to watch it more and more
They say, "The world's going to Satan, I fear,"
Yet eagerly at the noxious show continue to peer
The channel is certainly easy...
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Categories:
hogs, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Friggin' Ground HogsHave you ever noticed on Ground Hog Day
The ground hogs hog the spotlight
They're frigging ground hogs for crying out loud
We honour these rodents in spite
Supposedly they know when winter will end
So we let them have their say
They don't need to tell us there's six weeks...
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Categories:
hogs, angst,
Form:
Quatrain
Hogs
Warts on a hog for now will never go away
The heady preacher belts out a sermon
Halfway time to stretch then pray and pay
Binds you to perdition certain
A godless generation wakes to see
No way to reconcile even a minute
The overture correction will ever be
Achieving marker less...
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Categories:
hogs, christian, religion,
Form:
Rhyme
We Are the All-Powerful Hogsscrambling for dollars
we are hogs in mass
rooting and tooting
with greed slathering our snouts
picking up our assault rifles
shooting into the crowd
hoping to kill the right people
Or the wrong ones
Just the ones who are not snooty stuck-up hogs
All the others actually
We are scrambling for top billing
Hoping to...
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Categories:
hogs, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Political Verse
Chicken Farms With Hogsif your from the country side
the land is wide
plenty of logs
mabe bargaring dog
ON THIS
CHICKEN
FARM WITH HOGS...
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Categories:
hogs, adventure,
Form:
Prose Poetry