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Premium Member The Poems I Never Wrote

The poems I never wrote are small fish -
sardines that roam the ocean of my mind.
Swift thoughts are they, and like a fleeting wish,
each flits away, and never can I find
those lines that had intrigued me as they passed
beneath my consciousness into my dreams.
How many poems would I have amassed
if I had caught them all? Alas, it seems
a few matured, for herrings I have seen
in poetry that isn’t even mine,
and from that one phenomenon, I glean
that thoughts among us poets intertwine,
so poems I never wrote might well be
in other poets’ minds of shining sea.

October 8, 2022 - NA 
Submitted Oct. 17, 2022 
for  A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest

Spring In the Sunshine Coast

Spring has come in the Sunshine Coast!
Carried by the wings of Humming birds
flying through the Pacific Flyway,
flowing like a dash of fresh air
Spring has come here to stay!

Look, there in the shallow beaches,
Great Blue Herons wait for the prey,
their aquatic love for eelgrass
keeps them waiting the whole day,
Herrings,Soles are busy in hide and seek play,
Spring has finally come here,
come here to stay!

The blue water of the Pacific
shining with bright sun rays,
heady fragrance of lilacs
thrilling the air whole day,
it must be Miss Kim,as
Miss Canada is still far away;
Spring has finally come here,
come here to stay!








**Miss Kim and Miss Canada are two varieties of lilac.


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Premium Member Thoughts On Suspense

Suspense is a thing worth not knowing
Dying for the knowledge of the mystery
From novice to brainiac ever flowing,
Slipping into the dark annals of history.

Shudders at the noise of victims’ crying
Suspense is a thing worth not knowing,
Keeping chilblains on the skin denying
Revealing information ne’er extolling.

Red herrings by the hundreds growing
In long heralded stories not so mastered
Suspense is a thing worth not knowing,
Fabled tales of untamed roguish bastards.

Best sellers from all leather anthologies
With black ravens and murderous crowing, 
Translated to filmdom with no apologies
Suspense is a thing worth not knowing. 

Written June 1, 2022


A Mackerel Sky

"A Mackerel Sky" 

shadows like sun 
dance across 
an ocean of tears

salt for the stinging
walking on clouds
with the Fisher King, 

as if in school 
in the swim of things 
fishing nets for love

all in the eye 
of the beholder
wisdom like pearls

sown, 
an inevitable plant, 
pregnant with possibility

full-bellied, grown, 
then stitched up
embroided 

sewn imperfect
the hem of it slipping
needs fast mending

cirrocumulus,
fleecing
altocumulus

blown away 
an empty canvas 
borne for painting

bluebirds sing
on the backs 
of cloudy angels racing

Mares' tails 
and mackerel scales 
make lofty ships 

to carry low sails;

red herrings 
far from sure
bloody mind dripping

another colour 
washes itself 
in a pink mackerel sky - 

the observing self
hedging bets and 
reacquainting

do or die

(LadyLabyrinth / 2023)








“According to lore (tradition), a mackerel sky means that the weather is going to change.” 




“Mackerel are built for speed and, along with a highly forked tail, can streamline themselves by retracting their dorsal fin into a groove in their body when they swim. Actually, they are the fastest swimming fish, in UK waters, able to swim around 50 metres in 10 seconds.  Mackerel, have to keep swimming to live, as if they stop moving forward they will drown.”





Meaning, Mackerel Sky - "a name given to a sky covered with those same puffy cirrocumulus and altocumulus clouds arranged in a pattern of waves, with blue sky peeking through so that it resembles the scales on the back of a mackerel." 


It’s all rather fishy. Red Herrings, Mackerel Skies.

Premium Member Cyberpoetry: Mrandmrssurviellance

Interconnected, cyber psychology, we are all victims of advancement, 
technological innovations pushed down our throats like harassment.  
Who are they, who goes bump in the night, 
metaphorical emissions, magnetic might.  

Brain waves emit electrical pulses, 
nano technology riding the invisible waves of caution.  
The electromagnetic spectrum, neither friend nor enemy, 
the infrastructure has been built, will it one day be rent free? 

Dark nets, heist, scams, and piracy, 
cyber wars, computer worms, electronic conspiracy.  
Who dares to centralize a decentralized system, 
red herrings and distributed denialism.  

Your kung fu may be strong like a glass of Cognac, 
but every six months a new technology is guaranteed to be hacked.  
But don’t hold back, these issues creates jobs, 
technological advancements, anti-pop culture mobs.

Premium Member Mapping the Imagination

It sounded so cool,
coming from the master
wordsmith there on the cover
of "Poets and Writers".
didn't he look like he knew?
White hair and beard,
impeccable, black turtleneck,
coarse cloth overcoat,
turned out, casual and
desciplined.
More like mapping the magi or
apping the magus.
Maybe lassoing the ocean.
Ma, put the pin in Gina.
Look for the ion in nation.
Start small yet the boundaries
are so...like an obsessive killer
getting rid of fingerprints,
it never ends.
I want to be like Mike!
Casual discipline, throwing
out the red herrings
with the bath water.
It is after all a wash and
pretty soiled to boot,
and reboot.
My god, I've only gone
from left to right
on this mapping thing.
Dare I go from right to left?
Damn! I give up. You have
a thirty year headstart.
I'll just have to draw
my own darn maps.


Hacked

HACKED

In deepest, darkest Web net space, 
with spirits that they Tor;
building rootkits to hide in place,
like wolves behind the door.
Downloads are baked with cyber psy's,
and mere matrix cooking;
serving up the Rasberry Pi's, 
not a soul was looking.

Bugged our way with lightening speed, 
with every User glitched; 
then coded what they said they need,
while every human bitched. 
Flawed machines reflect our error, 
imperfect just like us; 
poor design can levy terror, 
and throw us under bus. 

A tantalizing lock to lube,
and Chips fall where they may;
unlock the cyber Rubix Cube,
and hacks are not for play.
A new despair is in the air, 
hacking in dissension;  
the o's and ones rest in their lair,
hatching more dimension.

Then where is Waldo in disguise,
for Users unaware;
and losers all, they will despise,
to not protect or care.  
One foot on earth and cyber space, 
kinda lost our bearings;
know the truth, in either place, and
backspace all red herrings.

-Edlynn Nau 
© September 21, 2017 
(Four verses with eight lines each; Syllable pattern: alternating 8 and 6 syllables per line.  Rhyme pattern: ABAB CDCD)
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Premium Member Here I Stand

I was encompassed within the sullen lust
Of gentrified prepositions

Incomplete adjectives layer the magnitude of
My emptied valor

I became entrenched in the touch
The smile
The tears
Of wistful elegance

This onyx cry
Now turns into an everlasting echo

I sing to these gated heavens
Where visionary angels no longer
Give me a second glance

Expectations rot unto red herrings
As supple conundrums
Insist my smile
Will “be ok”

The most conformed lie,
The most performed cry,
I was ever beaten with

…

Salted whips bless this tenderness,
Her one-armed caress
Diluted into illicit “flawlessness”

And I would have digressed

But, I became stronger
When she yelled at my infantile stance

Hunchback of forbidden damns
Burying our luminescent memories
In fear’s corrupted sands

My vulnerable love
Now life sentenced

She turned my open arms
Into vindicated assault rifles
As she cocked the clip
Of my abused remnants

Oh, how your abandoned grace
Blessed my broken rosaries
With silent goodbyes

Yet, here on bent knee
I still cry
I still cry
…
For the return
Of your identity

All of your eloquent mistakes

As your altered ego
Strokes the girth
Of fear’s liability

And I dare you to push back against
My scarred & humbled smile

I do not fear you today
I do not fear you tonight
I will not fear you tomorrow
No matter the weight of my sorrow

For my poignant love
Will always shine brighter
Than your poisoned fear

Of my tattered innocence

©D.J.E.

Blue Iris

Blue Iris, 
Grimoire gondolas steal unbound human yawns,
Each Charon poised with sallow spear along the River:
Austere laughter of headless boughs 
sipping grave-scented spiritual kisses.

Gruel to Drinking Fear you do coerce,
Till evil flees the dawn within its hearse.
I shall not warn my successors, no—instead
I shall laugh 
A Godless laugh 
From this unlit, inward tower 
At the Thoms ever drawn to a fog-rent
Harbor of Lights,
Forever in flight 
t’wards a searing promise:
“The shadow of your smile when you are gone.”

Softly flows
The Months; cadence down
The end of Years,
All Great Whites closely duty-bound
Gleaned russet stress and tears.
All I do 
As gardens do
As zephyr hewn
Is wash my hands
I watch my hands
Just watch them grow—  
Closing impossible crimes
By the cold March of Time.

Shall I catastrophe? I shall wasp anew
Geronimo! hellbent swoons: withered Eye see U:
A veldt vision on this peace of death
That singes arrows unto my breast,
Non-quietus—not of suede nor hawthorn
That singing! Unveiled Vistas Reborn.

The summer breeze made chill wastrel flames,
E'en herrings dappled across minstrel viridian 
All bearing my name.  
Subtlety 
Is your root, surely as I inhale the palpitations 
Of this noxious City so small 
Yet so grand in its delusion.

Rachel or Leah? Suffice it (and damn it, too), at least Jacob’s subtle darkness 
Invited crystal warmth to dine on elegant raindrops. At Life I laugh,
And Life laughs long, dreamy along kestrel seams. I dine 
On sweet air.

Despised dream origin. 
Quickly, quickly, awaken me—unwrap 
Your blessed hearths, creature,
And begone—I despise 
Your balance of whimsy; I despise 
All of your beauty.

Premium Member The Tiger King

Inspired by the incongruous
Joe exotic Documentary 


You think because I smile I’m
happy, well it’s one big facade,
Strut round my insane kingdom,
driving all and sundry mad,
Like the tigers in my cages,
hiding a life of pent up pain,
I’m a fraud a loser a below 
par human, Carole’s the blame. 

Red herrings my speciality,
but she will not take the bait,
I know she killed her husband,
then his body the tigers ate,
One mission in life, to be 
undisputed big cat king,
Sit upon my throne like Nero,
lighting fires while I sing. 

Haters bastards begrudgers,
every step I take,
Urging yearning me to crack,
Well I ain’t going to break,
Disgusting cowardly clones, 
with the same toothless face,
Ignominious wretched pigs, 
my defeat you’ll never taste.

The loathing inside’s unspeakable,
but I just can’t hold my tongue,
Feel it in my stentorian voice, 
Can’t control this temper long,
Feeding off the hate, nourishes 
the will to take her under,
Paranoid in self pity and woe,
I’ve just made a serious blunder. 

Life is unraveling gradually,
delusions of grandeur smother,
Forced to show my hand, 
scrutinized by hating others,
Keeping my best side out, 
whilst been eating alive within,
Won’t back down, a cornered cat,
will attempt a pyrrhic win. 

Alas my soul dies in prison, 
cos the system got it wrong,
I am innocent, was all her fault,
in here that fat cow belongs,
No more sidearms for protection,
goddamnit miss my gun,
Wish I was a tiger in a cage, 
concrete walls block out the sun. 

Joe exotic never did kill Carole,
not for the want of trying,
Was served to the Feds by felons,
who stole his sideshow shrine,
Karma your own worse enemy, 
if mixing with conmen and liars,
When looking for someone to burn,
throw each other upon the fire.


Podium Placing Promise (5) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Brian Strand 04/01/2021

Bourbon Talking

I listened to promises from a drunk,
"Bourbon talking," I should have thunk,
The day passed, the weeks concluded,
I tried to work out who was deluded,
Waiting for red herrings,
The months and years were ending,
Decades rolled by, one day,
I realised he should be at AA,
Not so comical, 
The vocab. was lyrical,
Centuries passed, millennia concluded, 
World exploded, Universe imploded, 
Worked out who was deluded, 
Now, for tradies, through phone books I go walking...
So, girls, never listen when it's "bourbon talking!!"

Ned Kelly Dna

Ned Kelly
DNA
Kelly DNA found
throughout the land,
and down around the
Dungle Bore,
Fred Layton had a
strand,
He had the Kelly
earmark, wore,
his descendants
Harpers, grand,
wore the Dan Kelly
type of ear-lobe,
that DNA had
planned,
If you look at Red
Kellys' brood,
they have the
lobeless ear,
distinctive breed &
trademark proved,
Don Johnson says
it's here,
Fred Layton he was
no wuss,
clean-skins they
needed branding,
the law of the bush,
a brand to push,
the T-Bones were
understanding,
100 Dan Kellys tried
to show,
that they were not
Red Herrings,
Alone Steve Hart,
Dungle Bore did go,
double cover in his
bearing,

bloody cunning
so-n-so:}

Traps they knew of
Steves' death too,
his cross in old
Calcutta,
Dan came home alone,
from the Boer War
zone,
as the Leather-heads
do mutter
{birds of the bush}
   Don Johnson

Leatherheads have a
bump of meat on on
top of the beak....a
grey friar bird who
will talk to lonely
people in the
outback

The Fulton Fish Market

The Fulton fish market 
 
 
Day breaks early on the misty water front 
the streets wake outside South Street 
to  sounds of fog horns fading in the distance 

Morning comes alive to the music of work 
sounds of carts moving opening of gates 
screech in the distance cranking wheels 
box cars lining up to the morning rush 
men’s voices yelling across the distance 
as the morning sun circles the horizon 
a rush of workers and people coming 
to market near the tidal seas 
buying selling moving 

Portrait scenes in watercolor 
light streams in reflecting off the rows 
of fish 
Raku tones of silvery pink and metallic hues 
of baby blues 
small fish big fish 
Herrings silver slick blue fins 
all lined up in old wooden carts 
some wrapped in newspaper some in brown paper 
Cod sardines mackerel trout 
fish from near and far 
from open seas to open streets 

Workers drinking coffee 
steam rising from cups in chilly morning air 
a living working breathing market 
on the ports of NY 
where voices chant ancient songs of day 
rumbling feet against the cold blackened streets 
lifting hands calloused and swollen from long days work 

The warm glow of reflected light of midday sun 
against the grey sky 
high lights bathe the withered faces 
people stream in to shop and talk 
women with wicker baskets gently 
holding small children’s hands 
pass by the narrow spaces 
whispers of salty air flow through the gentle breeze

Forever Sworn To Secrecy

Who did it
Whodunit
I really do not know 
But this evening
I will witness 
a truly iconic show

The Mousetrap* it is named
its claim to fame I hear 
Is “the world’s longest run”
Now in its 67th year

Dame Agatha Christie 
well ~ she wrote the play
and would be utterly amazed
if she were still alive today

More than twenty seven thousand
performances have played
As audiences pondered 
just who had killed who
From the very first performance
in October ‘52

This evening I will find out more
A show I never saw before**
but forever sworn to secrecy
must never give the plot away

I love characters***
just like Agatha Christie
who made her millions 
from murders she wrote

On this September eve
I witness red herrings 
Put there to mislead 
Who did it ~ whodunit
Must not fall asleep
Or no secret there to keep…          

Written 26th September 2019

2nd PLACE
Contest: Pick a line any line
Sponsor: Richard Lamoureux


*The Mousetrap is a murder mystery play by Agatha Christie. The Mousetrap opened in London's West End in 1952, and has been running continuously since then. The longest running West End show, it has by far the longest initial run of any play in history, with its 25,000th performance taking place on 18 November 2012.
** this line is taken from my poem ~ The Age of Aquarius
***line taken from your poem ~ Broken People


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Slaves To Perception

Slaves to Perception….
 
Perception is influenced by probability judgments formed on the basis of earlier actions performed in similar situations
 
 
And I think I know
 
As much as I know of a triangle and breathed in the number three, all of this unto me all of this unto me.
 
If the premise was true the conclusion was true,
But how would I know the conclusive evidence: that product which is truth when the addends divulged were false, and the addends are always false as truths evolve and reemerge as new philosophies…
And Even as a poet I have learned from a defamed philologist that words get in the way…
 
The sum of it all is out there somewhere in the ether… floating aloft in a grey heather or the black vastness of space
Aloft a mist  or rather it is a mystery
just
      JUST clanking, ringing along in eternity with all those other eternal truths just beyond my knowing…
 
I derived a conclusion, intuited from a premise… like a hound to a fox…yet red herrings abound when you’re around… and I chase logical fallacies and grab kite’s strings…that pull me along with the rhythm the beat of your pulse,
 
If the woman is sick she will vomit,
If she vomited, she was poisoned.
 
In similar situations, the premises are all smoke and mirrors and the looking glass no clearer through the dregs of Domain Romanee Conti products…I saw your one eye peer at me…sizing me up outwitting me poking jest at love: that tomfoolery.
 
And simple biological permutations of something that renders itself as love is what you seek and what I know to be the opinion of each is different for all the same reality. If we assign meaning in our own minds to each act--an action of reality-- Why then would it matter to engage? To indulge and assign meaning and perception to anything? That simply enslaves us all.
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