Best Helsinki Poems

It smells a little like Christmas
Cold and kind of like peaches-don't make fun of that
And it's not even September
And this time I swear if you...

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There once was a bald man from Helsinki
Whose mind set was often very kinky
Flight to Mars
Sails and spars
Other plans were bizarre and rink dinky...

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Trump, Putin, and Beelzebub
Drank tea in an Helsinki pub
Boasting of sins
Two Mickey Finns
Enquired, "Are you from the Hair Club?"...

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I noticed her limp immediately
when she sat next to me on the bench
in the park outside of the Prado.
I inquired about her deep brown eyes
behind...

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She descended from a far away land
I was from the backwoods
She was my life and death
I was her lover boy

They taught me simple things
Beware of...

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Athens, quite a place, so full of mythology
Buenos Aires, in Argentina, a place I'd love to see

Canberra, is just antipodean class
Dublin, a pint of Guinness...

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Behind your earlobe there was a birthmark that had the shape of palestine 
But they taught you in there that it was called israel 
In...

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The Escape 

When Rudolph the red nosed reindeer wanted to
Be normal and join the flock on earth, Santa got depressed
Sat by many of Finland’s lakes...

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When entering negotiations with a criminal mastermind
Who just happens to be a dictator, cruel and unkind
   of a country with a long record...

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Down from Helsinki
Late night walks on
The beach of the Gulf
Of Bothnia Sea Me And
My Baby although the
Sky is starless and there
Is a strong breeze from?
Out...

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Just make your selection
Shoot in that direction
Roll the seven or eleven,
then you’ve made the right connection.

Once more,
the point is four.
Just like before.
Hard ways of ten,...

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The holidays are history and winter settles in with
its pain-in-the-rear wind chill; a light covering
of snow finally brightens the mood for a day or two
until...

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How I love you how I love you 
trump Helsinki I O U 

Taking a knee in front of Putin
The most egregious sin 

Denying US...

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Belligerent Bear loves his tree; it is the smallest one around.
He discovered it himself, it was easily found.
They gravitated to each other, the tree and...

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Everything bonds so quickly I can hardly find a place the move the trigonometry of the earth has placed everything in a cluster beneath the...

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