Best Helsinki Poems

It smells a little like Christmas
Cold and kind of like peaches-don't make fun of that
And it's not even September
And this time I swear if you jump off that
I'm not going to the hospital
My blood stained shirt from the show
Still smells of clove cigarettes
How can you...

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There once was a bald man from Helsinki
Whose mind set was often very kinky
Flight to Mars
Sails and spars
Other plans were bizarre and rink dinky...

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Trump, Putin, and Beelzebub
Drank tea in an Helsinki pub
Boasting of sins
Two Mickey Finns
Enquired, "Are you from the Hair Club?"...

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