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Best Heh Poems

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Sweet Day of Sunshine
After a long winter spell, the beauty of a spring day takes my breath away
its good when the trees stretch out their leafy green arms...

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Categories: heh, appreciation, spring,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Whim Justice
What's happened here?
I asked, 
I asked again...
and where to reclaim.

For I've lost something precious (so dear to me)
and someone or something's to blame
and will I...

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Categories: heh, extended metaphor, judgement,
Form: Free verse
Hunky Man, For Rico
The hunky man with tarzan zeal 
had sexy buns made of steel   
when he walked 
the girls gawked
as they cried, Oh heh, can...

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Categories: heh, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Family Xmas Picture Cards

(*Glossy and costly! Family name imprinted,(as if we did not want know 
their first and last names? And surely no verse allowed!*)

(( But, I made...

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Categories: heh, family, fantasy, giggle, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Life Doesn'T Have To Be So Bad
I can still hear the strumming of your mesmerizing guitar
And your soft, angelic voice captures me afar
I miss the times we used to dance around...

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Categories: heh, angst, art, dedication, depression,
Form: Rhyme



Spaghetti
Soooooo.... this is just a random song I made up, inspired by a wacky dream I had...which was inspired by the Undertale game. I've been...

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Categories: heh, appreciation, crazy, dedication, food,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Rescue Squad-16 - Part 2
Ok let's go up to the fire tower, talk with Ranger Ricky, Heh, heh,. What's so funny Harry. When I was a kid we use...

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Categories: heh, life, nature, birthday, morning,
Form: Narrative
New Ozymandias
O How Great It Is...
To be alive on this day!
Heh, Most unlike you!

You're Deader then dead
Just like the wooly mammoth,
Who's also your dad

I'm alive in...

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Categories: heh, anger, death, death of
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Grazing the Garden
I retired a couple years ago
and decided to take a gardening class
because otherwise I probably would starve
even with food stamps,
given my retirement plan
was mainly to...

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Categories: heh, age, garden, humor, poverty,
Form: Prose Poetry
Part 3 Collab W/ Richard Pickett Samauri/ Detective Series-Check His Site
(continued) "What’s a Shogun? Funny you should ask”, Tom grinned… “because that’s the 
exact same question we all asked each other when this came over...

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Categories: heh, adventureme,
Form: Narrative
Before I Go
My last request is  
Lethal Injection of good  
La Madeleine soup 

Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
Heh Heh That's all there is Folks! 
Your...

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© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: heh, simple,
Form: Senryu
Camptown Races Or Eh, That's a Joke, Son!
"Camptown Races sing this song, Do Dah! Do Dah!"
( sung incessantly by a certain, unique rooster.)

Henry Hawke: ( Sung to Holly Jolly Christmas:)
" I'll be...

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Categories: heh, animals, fantasy, parodyme, me,
Form: Light Verse
The Snow Has Come
The snow has come, 
everything is at a standstill. 
Everything grinds to a halt except, 
for the little children sledging. 
A little snow and the...

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Categories: heh, funny, imagination, sea, seasonssnow,
Form: Verse
Bravery Is Overrated
Don't be too brave,
It might save,
you,
from you.

I'll tell you a story...


One day I woke up,
in a pile of ****,
literally,
but I wasn't surprised
not even a bit.

Fortunately,...

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© Mario Cc  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: heh, funny, life, me,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member If the Diaper's Loaded, Change It
Is your mind in the gutter,
full of what you shouldn't utter?
  Or perhaps it's your conscience
  which eats you alive with slanderous nonsense--
...

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Categories: heh, anger, change, jealousy, pollution,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Shattered Sighs