Best He Has Egg On His Face Poems
He Ended Up With Egg On His FaceWhen three friends entered the egg and spoon race
Pooh did not think that his pals stood a chance
he's so convinced that he’d come in first place
he’d pre-prepared a new victory dance
Pooh did not think that his pals stood a chance
Until he dropped his boiled...
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Categories:
he has egg on his face, fun, race,
Form:
Pantoum
You Will Have Egg On Your FaceYou are an atheist and you say that religion is a fraud.
You say that I'm full of crap because I believe in God.
You say that God is fake and that he didn't create the Human Race.
But when the Second Coming arrives, you will have egg...
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Categories:
he has egg on his face, god, jesus, religion, ,
Form:
Rhyme
Egg On Your FaceThe egg is a food
That can befoul your mood
When rubbed on your face
You're completely disgraced...
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Categories:
he has egg on his face, food,
Form:
Light Verse
Repositioning the Egg On Her FaceWhy did she think me 'peculiar'
when 'odd' or 'strange' would do
I...
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Categories:
he has egg on his face, language, relationship,
Form:
Rhyme