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Best Hassle Poems

Below are the all-time best Hassle poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hassle poems written by PoetrySoup members


Anxiety Monster
Anxiety, Anxiety-
you creep, you lurk, you worry me
Mangy monster under my bed
on all my fears you must be fed
and when I try to starve you...

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Categories: hassle, anxiety, emotions, feelings, humorous,



When I Cry
Majestic illusions, dwell in my mind,
my special place that is only mine.

Filled with miracles, given through love,
my little heaven , when life gets tough.

A voyage...

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Categories: hassle, hope, imagination, life,

SATAN OSCILLATE MY METALLIC SONATAS
*****To the naked EYE, this poem may seem like gibberish,
but I assure you it is loaded with 24 palindromes,
3 palindrome phrases, 1 hidden palindrome phrase,
and...

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Categories: hassle, humorous, nonsense, onomatopoeia, parody,

MyTOPIA
 ~MyTOPIA~
 
A sip of tea in my Magic Cup.
A fancy bowl for my little pup.
Faraway from a world corrupt.
I found reason and meaning to...

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Categories: hassle, fantasy, imaginationlife,

Gold-digger
Well, now that I am registered officially,
into the ranks of those who search and dig,
for gold, and paper that's done and serialized,
or plastic that buys...

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Categories: hassle, friendship, inspirational, life, philosophy,

Premium Member The Earl of Pence
'Twas a dark and stormy night! (OK - so I'm being a tad histrionic!)
The Earl of Pence was lounging by the fire sipping his gin...

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Categories: hassle, england, humorous,

The Poetry Pub
My friends who Ive missed ive been gone awhile working on a book 
and while working on that book i had a idea i know...

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Categories: hassle, me, me, poetry,

Queen of my Eternity
Queen of my castle,
Your wish is my command.
Nothing is a hassle..
For I’ll do as you demand!

Queen of my universe,
Tell me what you desire.
If worshipping you...

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Categories: hassle, love, passion, me, love,

Premium Member Rhythms Of The Heart


We try our best to maintain good rhythm

But at times life gets in the way

The every day challenges of modern living

The demands we face each...

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Categories: hassle, love,

Premium Member The Wilderness Part 2
Why not build a building of the real self,
You mind has jumped off it’s cliff,
Having nothing left of itself,
With the old man dead,
Where is the...

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Categories: hassle, inspirational, loveworld,

The Waves.
Perfection's never something, 
You can capture oh so well. 
But her beauty burned like gazing, 
At the fires that burn in Hell. 

And people they...

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Categories: hassle, death, life, loss, sadbeauty,

Premium Member Baksheesh
In for a penny, in for a pound
money makes the world go round.

“Baksheesh, pretty lady, Cleopatra eyes?”
foreign intrigue in a bantering guise.

“What do you want,...

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Categories: hassle, adventure, allegory, education, life,

Silver Jubilee
Celtic courtship ended
nineteen eighty-two.
Marriage nuptials blended
"us" from me and you.

Seaside lovers heading 
to the Irish Sea
showcase Christmas wedding, 
silver jubilee.  

Touring without hassle -
Isle...

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Categories: hassle, ireland, marriage, travel, wedding,

HOUSE DRAGONS
If you are plagued with dragons in your basement,
And you have tried, without success, to drive them out.
If you need advice and dragon information,
That's what...

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Categories: hassle, children, funny, pets, house,

Drunk on my Tractor
I get up early, a rancher with chores
Hay grows in fields, animals shuffle, roars
Dawn breaks its steel grey grip on my land
And I, well, I...

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© Bic Gi-Sa  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hassle, farm, funny, humor, life,

Premium Member Feminist in the Garden
(Inspired by all the Adams, but with special mention to Frank, 
Dr. Ram, and Christopher)
 
For being a lazy head, see what you reap. ....

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Categories: hassle, eve, me,

Premium Member Snow White Retold
There once was a girl named Snow White,
Of a poisoned apple she took a bite.
Seven dwarves found her sleeping,
And they began weeping.
Who would fix their...

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Categories: hassle, fantasy, funny, snow,

The Love-Hate Relationship
Instead of building your house on the sand,
You should build your house on a rock
I can hardly make out if you truly understand
That you are...

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Categories: hassle, deep, emotions, encouraging, forgiveness,

A Little Problem
These midgit's live in a big castle.
Where getting around's a big hassle.
They looked for a way.
So that they could stay.
But the steps, too much of...

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Categories: hassle, people,

Premium Member Combinations
I'm trying a brand new recipe



that is claimed to be delishful.



Fresh beans with hue of grue



with butter pat and bacon fat melded.



I served it to...

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Categories: hassle, words,

DARK CASTLE
It was not a dark and stormy night
The night was not sultry nor moist
The sky's color didn't please the knight.

The Knight was a gentleman since...

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Categories: hassle, horse, humorous, night, nonsense,

Attention deficit disorder
A rock for you, mountain for me
Why am I defeated so easily

I put on my pants one leg at a time
That's where there lives an...

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Categories: hassle, psychological,

I could drown
In a boat
Rowing around the moat
Of my family’s latest castle

The one with towers and a flag with a tassel
And it really seems to me a...

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hassle, boat,

DARK CASTLE
DARK CASTLE

In the dark castle is lots of pains
that brings on the rain 
because Dark Angel is insane
because of his evil ways
when he talks to...

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© Judy Emery  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hassle, abuse, angel, betrayal, dream,

Arthurian Footles
Arthur's Land:
royal 
soil

Lancelot & Guinevere:
unjust 
in lust

Meeting of Knights:
able
table

Excalibur:
steel cone
in stone

Merlin's Temper:
wizard
blizzard

Morgan's Powers:
tragic
magic

The Lady of the Lake:
shady
lady

Quest for the Grail:
the goal -
find bowl

A Knightly Siege:
castle
hassle...

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Categories: hassle, fantasy,