Best Harass Poems

The object of my affection ain't no secret, never has
Constantly ogling the lassies but I never harass
Well sometimes I touch
A passing butt
Pay for it dearly though with my beano in a cast...

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O bipolar, harass me nevermore!
     Depart from me! For Easter Sunday's here,
     a comfort which transforms this time of year,
and gelds you like oxen for evermore.

O minotaur, you cursed bull! Whether more
     man...

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Come on Dojo Daniel use your phone
Send bike riders and target my legs
Give supari to Policemen to encounter me
Call my relatives to give me Paraplegic
Contact my friends and feed them pretense
Tell my neighbors to act Psycho silly
Guide the Public to call me unassured
Utilize your so...

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