Best Haha Poems

I... don’t mean to waste your time,
But... boy dose me wife bloody whine.
Do this, do that,
The miserable old bat
I found peace when I pickled her in brine...

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My HaHa songs are gone, some would call it writers block.
My Basement Trolls went on vacation, as I watch the clock.
Without a thought for me, they took my very heart and soul.
I hope they will come back real soon; I’m dying here alone.

Then what do...

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My two dogs are having a cow
Because of all the firework noises that are going on
They are barking their heads off
Haha
I think I am going to have to put some earplugs on them
They are looking at me with their heads cocked to one side
As if...

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"its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" 
everytime i hear this saying it just drives me up the wall 

are you really serious? ... to have loved and lost than to not have loved at all???
it's kind of...

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I‘m a skinny hungry ghost fill my bag till it bursts
with your candies hard and soft jelly beans tootsie rolls
fill! Or I’ll sac you into my bag tie and sell you 
to witches as a rag at the HAHA Trading Post
where the caldrons are steaming...

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Be taught to teach no rhyme in foot	                                     ...

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Every word that eye right;
Carries sum cents; when ewe here it with
Yore inner I. 
Maybe this bee N Impossible task;
Four if eye M knot write.
Their wood be know reason two meat them with yore mind....

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Haha
[3/27/07]


you say you didnt lie 
oh no not once
i knw this isnt true
maybe its just a hunch

but im not intirely stupid
or blonde out of my mind
i may be a little slow
but i will get it if you give me time

you kind of screwed me over
and...

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Here's the 'Poem of the Day'
  If it's not selected, it's not OK

It rhymes in time, truly chimes ~
  Whooshing on down the runway



             April 04, 2021
    ...

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BAM!
	    do you see? 
	    breaking free from the restraint
 	     the ever-formed rhyming that would bring
		           a most beautiful picture
    ...

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So you know what you want?
Opinion or fact?
Love
Lord...

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I'll make this quick, I'll keep it short, you don't have to read a whole sonnet
Yesterday, I got a nametag sticker... but forgot to write my name on it!! :-O...

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As a confessional portrait poet
I see myself through my own lens
Getting really into 'if I feel it, show it'
Risk appearing a right misery to poet friends

If I carefully conducted a survey
Ignoring any anomalous score
What would be contained in resulting communiqué
Perhaps it's true I am a...

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Capture emotions
Like fireflies in a jar.
Catch times
Like a dream catcher.

If I could stop these times
And nestle a home in these feelings,
I’d live here forever
Feeding off salted almonds and music

Soon there’s a break
Will you grow away from me?
I know my worries are foolish
But i’d like to...

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Through my years of defiance 
And lust for reliance 
I bid the underlying truth within the words
'help me'
For whatever shall come of my untimely  departure
Shall configure to my last forgotten desire

Is it my sultry dance that keeps me coming for anew
Or is it something...

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