Best Growly Poems

I am a snarly, growly, angry girl today.
I’ll snap your head off in a rather gruesome way.
My machetes are out, and my guns are blazing.
I’ll...

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There's something strange up in the sky
It's been days since we've seen it
The clouds look growly and black
Is it possible they'll chase it back

The buffalo...

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Old Mr. Nicholson
totters across the town square
to the barbershop where
Clive has cut his hair
for the last forty years or so

Not hardly needing
even a trim
but pretending
he...

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Wer curthing in a briney brew
All gurglin’ such a slimy stew
Did mousey chap a laddle tilt
And fill his fizzog til owt it spewt.

Poor butcherin was...

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I will come back as a pumpkin eater,
Popping out of my mother, healthy, a bard.
Eating my pumpkin shell with gnarly teeth, 
Spitting the shiny black...

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We are talking about traumatized children and how to hide their trauma, they tend to overreact, get out of control, and disrupt a class.
We also...

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Gorgeous Mr. T.W. Dog taught at the cat college, a big mistake.
They were snarly and growly, and many were totally fake. 
He tossed one meowing...

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The sign on the cage read "CAUTION"
I thought, "hmmm..
"wonder who that belongs too?"
The receptionist seemed a bit cool
almost standoffish.
I paid the bill and asked
"so where's...

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November goes out like a lion,
All growly and ready to pounce,
Though I doubt that a lamb-like December
Will waltz in with a whirl and a flounce.

Still,...

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Grandma had never had such rough days.
She could barely sit up, refused to eat, turned grouchy.
She had never been grumpy before.
The cancer was playing havoc...

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One cup of coffee.
Do I want breakfast?
Not yet. Second cup of coffee maybe.

I am still not pleasant.
I can feel my growly face. 
I had better...

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Roses and marigolds whispered her name when she came into the garden.
The lilacs were smitten; giggling like silly school girls.
The bees were the only creatures...

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Shezma, a tantalizing girl faerie was in love with Ne, a horrid little elf.
She had seen his hidden good side, and she wanted him for...

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Epic Sadness When A Beautiful Dream Crashes

I am yet alive
racing into
red fires
this body
feels
no pain
trekking across
tall mountains
jumping into
verdant valleys
so far below
seeing
soft soothing
rivers
spread into
planted fields
beaver
enjoying
Nature's fast
flowing flood

I...

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Gorillas grow growly gruffy grouchy grampas
Giving grateful gremlins grassy growth plates
Glassy glistening glowing glaring glimmers of globes
Groovy grizzly gristleworms gracefully grifting grandmas
Grandiose grimlets grabbing growling...

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