Best Groundhogs Poems

If I were a goundhog I'd bloody well hide.
Groundhogs are just liars, they have no sense of pride.
They said that winter's over and spring is on it's way.
I think those stupid groundhogs were drinking on that day.
Winter isn't over, it just goes on and on.
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Bold and brazen he comes lumbering across my garden paths
 determined to sample my tomatoes, squash, 
 a cucumber, a broccoli,  a pepper  or even flower.
 That solid, chubby interloper. 

Unlike the welcomed chipmunk
 who comes cautious and timidly
  and makes his...

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Two groundhogs, the focus of news,
Saw no shadows, according to crews
Who were filming to learn
What they’d hoped to discern
About how long we’d pay winter’s dues.

Lack of shadows means we should prepare 
For an earlier spring, if we dare,
Since predictions by Chuck*
And/or Phil* count on luck
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