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Best Gonzo Poems

Below are the all-time best Gonzo poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of gonzo poems written by PoetrySoup members

Call Me Gonzo

For thoose of you who may not know.
Just call me gonzo I write the absurd for life is insane and sometimes 
it takes a madman...

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Categories: gonzo, adventure, funny, introspection, life,
Form: Narrative

A Word From Gonzo

Atlantic city had been a haze of slot machines and watred down drinks and loud nightclubs
that often  remendedme what disney land  could have...

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Categories: gonzo, faith, funny, introspection, life,
Form: Narrative

A Bit of Gonzo

That's not my elephant!
The man  dressed like a modern day hammlet or Lady Ga Ga screamed 
in his best Justin Biber voice once told...

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Categories: gonzo, funnygirl, me, drug, ,
Form: I do not know?

Gonzo Traditions

A true Walden pond,
Slashed roads that break beyond.
We light a Philly XL;
Cut and filled with ganja and ale.

Lack of concern,
No pity and no pain.
Lack of...

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Categories: gonzo, adventure,
Form: Carpe Diem

Blatent, Gonzo, Gangster Poet

I wish I had the balls of Bukowski,
I wish I had the genius of the Gonzo HST.
If I had the style of Gotti mixed
With the...

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Categories: gonzo, art, dedication,
Form: Carpe Diem

A Slight Return

Darkness is my life that apears in
light.
Has it come to just another fix.
The smile does conceal my losing fight.

The music the screams within.
The lies eat...

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Categories: gonzo, angst, depression, introspection, life,
Form: Narrative

Mud Glorious Mud

Animal was happy in mud
rolled in it whenever he could
Miss Piggy looked aghast
Kermit said what a blast
Gonzo thought all  Muppets should


Penned 1 Sept 2018

All...

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Categories: gonzo, fun,
Form: Limerick

Oh What a Season

Last year I wrote of a Red Sox team
The fans did not exactly scream
They could not swing, field or hit
Last place was theirs, that was...

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Categories: gonzo, baseball,
Form: Rhyme

Befor I Hit the Floor

If two was to many then i'll have tweenty six.
Trade ya a bad habbit for a rusty knife and your sisters nude pics.
Maybe im insane...

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Categories: gonzo, funny, me,
Form: Limerick

Being Green Is Not the Easiest Thing

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Sponsor: Casarah Nance

I'll admit being green is not the easiest thing, 
    a frog looks very silly in...

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Categories: gonzo, giggle, green, silly,
Form: Couplet

Fill In the Blank

I looked at the room broken bottles blood fragments of clothes.
maybe a tooth from somebody not fast are to drunk to get outta the way...

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Categories: gonzo, funnysong, song,
Form: Narrative

Rain

Held by a dungeon of torrential rain
It resounded like a quarrel outside
It was an argle-bargle of earth, rain and wind
It blew patterns of a boustrophedon
Being...

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Categories: gonzo, humor, rain,
Form: Free verse

Bardstown Road At a Glance

The old, the new barely meet on the street of Bardstown road, yet diversity so unique, from Cherokee to the rarity, stepping forth in time...

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Categories: gonzo, abuse, age, america, art,
Form: Prose Poetry

Christmas Blows

Familys complaining can ya hear em?
Uncle larry's probaly gonna puke dont get near him.
I kinda messed up sight.
Someone get Bobby Joe outthe street cause ya...

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Categories: gonzo, funny, holiday
Form: Rhyme

Jeers To You


Cow chips and a bottle of piss,
perfect snack for your unclean lips
Hitting the fan
is a stale sewer smell
The six-by-twelve
room you’re living in
is a cancer cell
flush...

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Categories: gonzo, allusion, metaphor, satire, wisdom,
Form: Light Verse