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Best Go Jump In The Lake Poems

Below are the all-time best Go Jump In The Lake poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of go jump in the lake poems written by PoetrySoup members


The virgin
You are saving it for marriage because premarital sex is a sin.
But some people are making fun of you because you're a virgin.
I think what...

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Categories: go jump in the lake, life, love, on writing and words,
Form: I do not know?



Begala's insult
Paul Begala called Obama's supporters eggheads and that wasn't nice.
I want him to keep his mouth shut and I don't want to have to say...

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Categories: go jump in the lake, political, words, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Smidget Puggily and Her Prettisome Guru
"I take your advice seriously" Puggily said,
Squeezing as much water as she could from her tiny red pinafore
(Looking rather embarrassed and dejected)
Twinkles, her prettisome guru,...

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Categories: go jump in the lake, fantasy, humorous, light,
Form: Light Verse