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Best Gnu Poems

Below are the all-time best Gnu poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of gnu poems written by PoetrySoup members

Gnu in the Crew
The gnu in the crew
Didn’t know what to do
He was feeling a wee bit bumfuzzle
For the bear in the middle
Spoke pure taradiddle
And he was just...

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Categories: gnu, language, silly,
Form: Rhyme

Ill give you a clue,
It could live in a zoo,
I suppose some of them do,
It’s a gnu

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Categories: gnu, animal,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member What's New at the Zoo
Paula parrot is my name. I once was wild, but now I'm tame
A chatterbox who likes to talk! 
Some news to share? Let's take a...

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Categories: gnu, animal,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Broken Spell Check
A musician splits a chord of would
Super Hero where's a bright read hood

The baker gently needs his doe
A gardener has her cede to sew

Something old,...

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Categories: gnu, humor, spoken word,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Having My Weigh With Homophones
'Tis know wander nor em aye telling yew anything gnu,
Hour tongue is awash with homophones confounding me end ewe.

Ah, two sea thee broad expenses from...

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Categories: gnu, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Ain't America Great
Miz Liberty welcomed Luigi to America's shores to begin a brand new life.
He arrived at Ellis Isle with piles of baggage, three kids and his...

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Categories: gnu, funny, words, me,
Form: Rhyme
To see her blog, adorned with pastel tones
Widens the gap that pervades my bones
For now we eat her passing meal of plain white rice
Leaving us...

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© Tom Hyam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gnu, angel, art, beautiful, black african american,
Form: Elegy
Premium Member Wen Hairy Met Tarry
(Revised with new homophone added in. Thanks for the catch, Becca!)

*Wants upon **uh thyme inn uh would, uh vary gneiss prints named Hairy
met inn the...

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Categories: gnu, word play,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Walk With Me
Come take a walk with me
let us stroll the savannah
I want to show you the beauty
to introduce you to East Africa

A land seeped in dark...

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Categories: gnu, africa, magic,
Form: Epic
Ewe No A Lyre
This is my Homophone contest submission     

Ewe No A Lyre

their once was a man with a bore
who worked down at the...

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Categories: gnu, confusion, humor, imagination, poetry, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Why Is The Sky Blue
" Why is the sky blue? " , said the Baby Gnu. "

Why do the seasons start anew? " and " Why do they call...

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Categories: gnu, childhood, family, father, children, growing up,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member COPLA 93 INVOCATION: This Bad Guy World
COPLA 93 INVOCATION : This Bad Guy World

The lone wolf shies away from the pack
The tyrannosaur scoffs at his kind :
Systems with it

Tiglons roam lone...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gnu, conflict, creation, freedom, integrity,
Form: Dramatic monologue
who knew
who knew?

firstoff, i wish to say, but not overdo,
that i never knew, what the new gnu knew
he never really said very much, and i knew

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© Goode Guy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gnu, adventure, animal, love, lust,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hard Feelings in Homonym-ville
Last summer when you (towed) your three (toed), (toad)
I'd not give a (cent) for the (scent), (sent) through the air
Like when I dropped (chili) in...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gnu, change, character, conflict, word play,
Form: Quatrain
Many years ago I read a book entitled “Accidental Empires"
Of how a few men, from garden sheds, became multi billionaires
How could this be, what did...

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© john scott  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gnu, business,
Form: Rhyme
My Dubba-U
What would you do with a Dubba-U?
Or maybe three; that’s up to you.
Some are short and wavy,
Mine calls me Davy,
Coz that’s just what Dubba-U’s do.


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Categories: gnu, children, friend, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Suessical Gibberish
If a fish
Could make a wish
for what would
this fish wish ?
a wishing fish
you say, tosh tish
but if you were
a wishing fish
would you wish for
a new...

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Categories: gnu, child, cute, fish, funny, giggle, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Evolution
We all packed up and went to the zoo
Saw lions, tigers and even a gnu
And the funniest face
In the whole darned place
Was a monkey that...

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Categories: gnu, funny
Form: Limerick
Flying my space canoe
Feeling like Gary gnu                     ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gnu, allusion, funny, humor, political, satire,
Form: Grook
Mild hysteria from dystopia
Without further ado
i offer my literary missives anew
fur ye to ponder and brew
from meister mwm of his motley crue,
whom dwells in a nada very complex...

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Categories: gnu, analogy, creation, deep, farewell, grave, heartbreak,
Form: Dramatic Verse
better late than never mate,
      i  spent 15 years right in a fog,
kicked in the head by a bloody...

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Categories: gnu, adventure, horse,
Form: Rhyme
Noah's Ark
God asked Noah to build an ark
he was happy to oblige
but he wasn't so keen
when he found out 
what had to go inside

Two of every...

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© Nik Pearce  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gnu, animal, bible, boat, fun,
Form: Free verse
A Mish Mash of Rhymes
 Barely Bear!

Today, barefooted I walked behind a bear.
Not behind just any old bear,
But behind a bear, whose behind was bare!!
And barely steps behind the...

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Categories: gnu, humorous,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Who's the Zoooze Chatterbox
You might find it very strange, in fact some think it's quite absurd
For when I stroll around the zoo, I like to exchange a word...

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Categories: gnu,
Form: Light Verse
a bowl of cereal on the front porch
sitting on the porch with a bowl of cookie crisp
reminiscing about the times when everything was cheap
sitting on the porch with a bowl of cap'...

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© Marty King  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gnu, memory, remember,
Form: Free verse