Best Gnu Poems
Below are the all-time best Gnu poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of gnu poems written by PoetrySoup members
What's New at the Zoo
Paula parrot is my name. I once was wild, but now I'm tame
A chatterbox who likes to talk!
Some news to share? Let's take a...
Broken Spell Check
gnu, humor, spoken word,
A musician splits a chord of would
Super Hero where's a bright read hood
The baker gently needs his doe
A gardener has her cede to sew
Having My Weigh With Homophones
'Tis know wander nor em aye telling yew anything gnu,
Hour tongue is awash with homophones confounding me end ewe.
Ah, two sea thee broad expenses from...
Ain't America Great
gnu, funny, words, me,
Miz Liberty welcomed Luigi to America's shores to begin a brand new life.
He arrived at Ellis Isle with piles of baggage, three kids and his...
gnu, angel, art, beautiful, black
To see her blog, adorned with pastel tones
Widens the gap that pervades my bones
For now we eat her passing meal of plain white rice
Wen Hairy Met Tarry
gnu, word play,
(Revised with new homophone added in. Thanks for the catch, Becca!)
*Wants upon **uh thyme inn uh would, uh vary gneiss prints named Hairy
met inn the...
Walk With Me
gnu, africa, magic,
Come take a walk with me
let us stroll the savannah
I want to show you the beauty
to introduce you to East Africa
A land seeped in dark...
Ewe No A Lyre
gnu, confusion, humor, imagination, poetry,
This is my Homophone contest submission
Ewe No A Lyre
their once was a man with a bore
who worked down at the...
Why Is The Sky Blue
gnu, childhood, family, father, children,
" Why is the sky blue? " , said the Baby Gnu. "
Why do the seasons start anew? " and " Why do they call...
COPLA 93 INVOCATION: This Bad Guy World
gnu, conflict, creation, freedom, integrity,
COPLA 93 INVOCATION : This Bad Guy World
The lone wolf shies away from the pack
The tyrannosaur scoffs at his kind :
Systems with it
Tiglons roam lone...
gnu, adventure, animal, love, lust,
firstoff, i wish to say, but not overdo,
that i never knew, what the new gnu knew
he never really said very much, and i knew
Many years ago I read a book entitled “Accidental Empires"
Of how a few men, from garden sheds, became multi billionaires
How could this be, what did...
We all packed up and went to the zoo
Saw lions, tigers and even a gnu
And the funniest face
In the whole darned place
Was a monkey that...
gnu, children, friend, fun,
What would you do with a Dubba-U?
Or maybe three; that’s up to you.
Some are short and wavy,
Mine calls me Davy,
Coz that’s just what Dubba-U’s do.
Gnu in the Crew
gnu, language, silly,
The gnu in the crew
Didn’t know what to do
He was feeling a wee bit bumfuzzle
For the bear in the middle
Spoke pure taradiddle
And he was just...
Flying my space canoe
gnu, allusion, funny, humor, political,
Feeling like Gary gnu ...
gnu, adventure, horse,
better late than never mate,
i spent 15 years right in a fog,
kicked in the head by a bloody...
gnu, child, cute, fish, funny,
If a fish
Could make a wish
for what would
this fish wish ?
a wishing fish
you say, tosh tish
but if you were
a wishing fish
would you wish for
Ill give you a clue,
It could live in a zoo,
I suppose some of them do,
It’s a gnu
Hard Feelings in Homonym-ville
gnu, change, character, conflict, word
Last summer when you (towed) your three (toed), (toad)
I'd not give a (cent) for the (scent), (sent) through the air
Like when I dropped (chili) in...
Mild hysteria from dystopia
gnu, analogy, creation, deep, farewell,
Without further ado
i offer my literary missives anew
fur ye to ponder and brew
from meister mwm of his motley crue,
whom dwells in a nada very complex...
gnu, animal, bible, boat, fun,
God asked Noah to build an ark
he was happy to oblige
but he wasn't so keen
when he found out
what had to go inside
Two of every...
A Mish Mash of Rhymes
Today, barefooted I walked behind a bear.
Not behind just any old bear,
But behind a bear, whose behind was bare!!
And barely steps behind the...
Who's the Zoooze Chatterbox
You might find it very strange, in fact some think it's quite absurd
For when I stroll around the zoo, I like to exchange a word...
a bowl of cereal on the front porch
gnu, memory, remember,
sitting on the porch with a bowl of cookie crisp
reminiscing about the times when everything was cheap
sitting on the porch with a bowl of cap'...