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Best Give A Hoot Poems

Below are the all-time best Give A Hoot poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of give a hoot poems written by PoetrySoup members


Don't Bother Me
Don't bother me with conformity
don't bother me today-
with things I should (or shouldn't) do
or what I shouldn't say!

Don't bother me with conformity
my house is not...

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Categories: give a hoot, community, funny, how i



Premium Member Owl Parliament, Eagle Owl Presiding
Owl Parliament is now in session, so be quiet please.
All whistles, hoots, growls, grunts and screeches need to cease.

As the largest of you all, I’m...

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Categories: give a hoot, bird, , cute,

The Perfect Painting
I could not refrain from asking what it was that made her sigh
When each picture that she started she took down. I wondered why.
The young...

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Categories: give a hoot, art, beauty,

The Owl and the Coyote
A lonesome coyote howled deep in the wood
And a MOST unwise owl somehow misunderstood
Oh, alas and alack!
She rashly hooted back
(And she hooted as hard as...

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Categories: give a hoot, funny, nature,

Daylight Robbery
Last night I stole a little - from time.
Don’t worry he’s got plenty on his hands
You could call it daylight robbery, but that wouldn’t be...

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Categories: give a hoot, fun, light, morning, sun,

Where do I come from



From my mother's womb I yelled into the room,
mattress on the living room floor,
my bro I replaced as the youngest, his face
as he screamed and...

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© Viv Wigley  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: give a hoot, humor, life,

Premium Member For Those Who Love Love


Those who love love

Put up your hands

Wow! There sure are a bunch of you guys

I knew there was a lot of you

But this is totally...

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Categories: give a hoot, love,

The World Cup
The world's abuzz with soccer
Though I couldn't give a hoot.
I wouldn't even have a clue
For which team I should root.

The bars are packed with rousing...

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Categories: give a hoot, soccer,

Premium Member POOR CINDERELLA
POOR CINDERELLA

poor cinderella 
her pumpkin coach was delayed
castle clock struck twelve
once again a chamber maid
the handsome prince was dismayed

she was dressed in rags
her glass slippers...

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Categories: give a hoot, birthday, fun,

country boy!
i'm a country boy,
as country as can be;
i'm barefoot when i go to church,
don't give a hoot 'bout society!

i sleep naked in the back yard,
go...

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Categories: give a hoot, funnyme, boy, , cute,

Premium Member A CHILD'S CONCERN
A CHILD’S CONCERN

Guess he was ninety years old
Had a cat that died, so we were told
Accordin to dad, his name was Ralph
And old Ralph liked...

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Categories: give a hoot, loneliness,

Premium Member The Clock is Ticking
The Clock is Ticking

What a sad state of affairs
Seems that no one in Washington cares
The politicians know that they stink to high hell
Yet they continue...

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Categories: give a hoot, political,

Premium Member Musings Of A Wise Old Owl
Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,



   "My colleagues think I'm not very astute,



       But...

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Categories: give a hoot, bird, humorous,

Premium Member Attorneys and Online Games
Was at a hearing with my attorney
She was more childish than Bert and Ernie
     Played I-Pod video games
   ...

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Categories: give a hoot, angst

I Wish I Were Nicolas Cage
Well, he's goofy and gangly and thin up on top
And his real last name once began with a "Cop"
But I don't give a hoot about...

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Categories: give a hoot, celebrity, crazy, film, poetry,

Premium Member Steal This Poem Please
Steal This Poem Please 


Please just steal this poem
and make this one your own
in plagiarizing poetry
you know you're not alone


If you think it's worth that...

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Categories: give a hoot, conflict, humor, jealousy, nonsense,

Drink Your Coffee Black
I’m telling you it’s much too cold out, honey.
It seems like you don’t give a hoot about me.
Is it really important you need cream for...

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Categories: give a hoot, winter,

My Woodland Of Togetherness
I love this woodland of togetherness, where the branches reach out, entwine 
pull and lull me in. Where the sunlight bisects the canopy, falling in...

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Categories: give a hoot, nature

The Sugar Maple Tree
I awake from winters slumber
As my sap begins to flow
My buds will shortly sprout
While my limbs begin to grow

I watch the many animals
That start to...

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Categories: give a hoot, nature, tree,

Premium Member Mad as a Hornet
I’m mad as a hornet, which means mad as hell,
Cause somebody’s saying I write too “cliché.”
Well, I’ve had it to here. Now can’t you tell?
I...

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Categories: give a hoot, writing,

Premium Member Paper Or Plastic, Sir
Standing in line at Wally-world I suffered through this exchange of views.
The cashier asked the man in front of me, "Which of these will you...

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Categories: give a hoot, funny, rain, rain,

NIGERIA
Nigeria. 
The country of my birth. Beautiful in youth. Wrinkled as the years pass by. Through no fault of hers. But by the doing and...

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Categories: give a hoot, africa, allegory, anger, betrayal,

Premium Member The Eagle, the Dove or the Turkey - Which Bird
The Eagle, the Dove or the Turkey: Which Bird?

In January 1784 Benjamin Franklin said,
That “The bald eagle…[was] of bad moral character”; 
Called him poor, lousy...

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Categories: give a hoot, america, bird, culture, history,

Premium Member I'm a Georgia Southern Belle
I am from Georgia, and am a real Southern belle,
I love to be on the front porch with iced tea, and sit a spell.
My hair...

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Categories: give a hoot, funny, humorous,

Be an Eco-friendly Vehicle and I'll ride you to the moon
I think the car companies have done pretty good.
By making cars with something better under the hood.

Just try to imagine what they drove back in...

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Categories: give a hoot, visionarycar, money, planet,