Best Generalized Poems

Triggered to skyhigh elevated state
when I received communiqué
courtesy management warden
christened and otherwise
known as Jackie Geiger
dated March 9, 2022.

She averred fruit fly infestation
constituted lease violation,
which could spell eviction
since said issue involving
Drosophila melanogaster
necessitated costly
exterminator intervention
subsequently delivered resultant
severe savage psychological strafing

regular panic attacks (analogous
to EF5 tornadoes
the highest category
on...

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Gray Boy, an elephant faerie 
decided to try and sneak up on the village yesterday.
Easier for Cudbo, a silent deer faerie
or Flitpay, a dainty flying butterfly fairy.

Sneaking is not so easy for Gray Boy
We figured it was him when we saw trees falling.
When he gets...

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