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Poem Number 1700



This is my poem No. Seventeen Hundred

Gadzooks, that's a boatload of poems

Think my brain would have turned to mush

Or perhaps I'd wind up in a home 

Nope, it appears I'm as prolific as ever

Have delayed my downhill slide

Inevitable as it is, I'm fighting it off still 

With the help of my blushing bride

Still call her honey after all these years

I refuse to let time win the battle

No matter the years or how grey I get

This dude refuses to get rattled

It doesn't hurt that I come from good stock

Seven siblings lived to seventy or more

I tend to overeat, I break all the rules

But I'm still winning the damn war

So getting back to my poems, let me know

If you notice I'm on a downhill slide

Sure wouldn't want to embarrass myself

After all, I've still got my pride



© Jack Ellison 2015

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Bonkers



I'm afraid to comment on our extra warm winter
Afraid I might break the spell
This here's only between me and youse guys
From the roof tops I wanna yell

Hallelujah, gadzooks, feels like the tropics
Went out without a coat yesterday
Is this guy nuts? Has he gone totally bonkers?
Sure feels like a spring day in May

Dream on little fellow, you're delusional methinks
You're in for a brush with reality
Oh well I've heard those psychiatric institutions
Are nice with a air of tranquility

But sadly it eventually will come to an end
And I'll be all hunkered down inside
Turning the thermostat to “sizzling” again
A heat rash will redden my hide



Wrote this a year ago as we were experiencing one of the 
mildest winter on record! This year... ugh!... back to normal!
Been dumped on a few times!

© Jack Ellison 2012

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Plain Speak

Blizzards!, My Gizzards!, 

This Blustering Bloke,

 Keeps Mustering Mayhems With Words That He Spoke,

 Great Snakes!, Eureka! and Holy Cow! Too, 

Crimey! and Gadzooks! and A Tempestuous Toodle-Doo!,

 Shazam! and Golly Willikers! with a Pinch of Vamoose!

 Scram!, Gosh Damn!, and a Final Sacre Bleu!

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Zowie, Yikes And Holy Gadzooks

Zowie, yikes
And holy gadzooks!
It's that really silly
Poetry kook

Coming at you
With giggles galore
Funnies, chuckles
And so much more

A formula for sailing
Right through the day
Laugh at your troubles
It's better that way

No sense complaining
It makes you feel sad
Just think of it folks
Things really aren't bad

It could be worse
You could live in a shoe
Have dozens of kids
And animals too

No place to sit
While watching TV
Need to draw numbers
For a seat if you please

I'm a bit off the track
'Cause it's all about fun
Choose every day
To follow the sun

Really no matter
If clouds fill the sky
You can still go 'round
With a gleam in your eye

Zowie, yikes
And holy gadzooks!
Hope I've helped
Getting rid of your spooks

If just for an instant
Or just for a while
It's mission accomplished
If I've made someone smile

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Zowie Yikes And Holy Gadzooks



Zowie, yikes
And holy gadzooks!
It's that really silly
Poetry kook

Coming at you
With giggles galore
Funnies, chuckles
And so much more

A formula for sailing
Right through the day
Laugh at your troubles
It's better that way

No sense complaining
It makes you feel sad
Just think of it folks
Things aren't that bad

It could be worse
You could live in a shoe
Have dozens of kids
And animals too

No place to sit
While watching TV
Need to draw numbers
For a seat if you please

I'm a bit off the mark
'Cause it's all about fun
Choose every day
To follow the sun

Really no matter
If clouds fill the sky
You can still go 'round
With a gleam in your eye

Zowie, yikes
And holy gadzooks!
Hope I've helped
Getting rid of your spooks

If just for an instant
Or just for a while
It's mission accomplished
If I've made you guys smile!

© Jack Ellison 2014

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Gadzooks

Check out the Gadzooks
on that one
the nasty boys say

I say go to your corner
and cry
like the children you are

Come back out
when you have grown up.